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[fromsprouts]

Sure. Being outgoing helped me achieve what I wanted, with Bofurin.

[...not that any of that really has to do with him getting laid. As he's said himself, it's the people who he's fought--or at least sparred--that he ends up bedding.]

[suckercache]

yeah. And hiiragi senpai taking care of you helps a lot too.

[ well, that is neither here nor there too. ]

[fromsprouts]

Sure does. I feel bad about his heartburn, though. I know there's a lot of pressure on him and it stresses him out.

[They are way off topic now!]

[suckercache]

[ well, the previous topic is still on his brain and his fingers work faster than his common sense apparently….]

did you … with him?

[fromsprouts]

Well, that's a nosy question.

[He's not mad or anything, but he also isn't sure Hiragi would want his history out in the world like that.]

[suckercache]

sorry. Guess that was rude.

[fromsprouts]

A bit, but it's not a huge deal or anything.

Any reason you want to know about him specifically?

[suckercache]

No. not really.

[ Hiiragi may or may not be a frequent visitor in his fantasies. And to be honest, Kaji had ended up picturing Umemiya and Hiiragi together and did, in fact, have a mini implosion before he asked. ]

[fromsprouts]

He is pretty hot, though.

[suckercache]

[ now it’s his turn to type and erase and type and erase. ]

yeah… all the senpai are.

[fromsprouts]

If I were feeling mean, I'd tell them all you think that.

[He would never. But it's fun to tease.]

[suckercache]

Don't! Ever...

Please.

[ He's mortified at the thought. ]

[fromsprouts]

I won't.

But I also won't forget you said it.

[suckercache]

To use against me?

[fromsprouts]

Huh? No, not like blackmail.

Do I seem like that type?

[suckercache]

Of course not! Not at all.

I just can't think of a reason.

[fromsprouts]

If I ever hear one of them say they're into you, I'll encourage them to go for it!

[suckercache]

That will never happen.

[fromsprouts]

You might be surprised...

[suckercache]

I think it's more likely they'd all be into you.

[fromsprouts]

And?

Someone can be into more than one person, you know.

[It's not like he's hoarding his Heavenly Kings and their vice captains all to himself.]

[suckercache]

Yeah. I guess.

But who wants to do a virgin anyway.

Not that I care.

[ Damn Umemiya for putting sex on his mind. ]

[fromsprouts]

Are you trying to bullshit me, or yourself, saying you don't care? 'Cause it's not working on me.

[suckercache]

[ Umemiya's worse than Hiiragi at not letting him get away with bullshit. ]

It doesn't matter then.

[ Maybe he does care but so what. he's just going to crunch on the sucker in his mouth now.]

[fromsprouts]

Besides, some people are really into virgins. And some don't care either way. It only matters as much as you let it.

It sounds to me like it's something you worry about?