honestly!!! and he TOLD me to collect my reward for bringing back his stuffed dog and the chest was IN the bathroom. so i go in there. he ducks in right after me. then i hear this trickling-tinkling-water-not-water sound... ... ...
UHG! No. No no no no fucking way. Unacceptable behavior! what the bloody hell did he expect me to do?!
honestly i don't think i want that question answered
we were in his flat and he lives right underneath the lady i buy my clothing from. it would be awful if the building started to stink because of a rotting pirate corpse. i suppose if i killed him i could have moved the body but i don't think he was worth the effort.
normally i try to reserve the actual murder for when someone is trying to murder me. it just happens so often anyway, and over the stupidest shit! someone once tried to kill me over a broken water pipe.
it is! i can lift about 200 pounds now but not quickly.
i was trying to fix it for them. they said i broke it on purpose for the parts. and then the angry mob. i wonder if it was a scheme, now that i'm thinking back on it. lure in loaded looking tourists and create a reason to rob them maybe???
i do find it best to try and limit the actual murder to where you can leave the bodies where they drop. i hate lugging around deadweight
i suppose i must have looked well off for a wastrel. maybe they realized my heels were far too fashionable for me to be truly trapped in the Garden District with them
i can only imagine! no more stashing bodies in the bin that's for sure. old client list? incinerator. last week's fashion? incinerator. dirty nappies? RIGHT into the incinerator. i think i might just need one now!
westrels will riot over anything. that's what being starving and sober and homeless and Remembering Things will do to you.
i think i'm going to have to see a man about getting one installed. i can't believe i hadn't considered large scale immolation as a means of tidying the trash until now. i'm absolutely going to start burning things just for the fun of it i can already tell.
i have a daughter yes. she's a sweet little baby girl. sumtimes i think she knows all the secrets. sumtimes she pees on me when i'm changing her.
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JUST LIKE THAT??? oh my god people have no DECORUM!!no subject
UHG! No. No no no no fucking way. Unacceptable behavior! what the bloody hell did he expect me to do?!
honestly i don't think i want that question answered
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THATS DISGUSTING what the hell WAS HE GOING TO DO??? thats MALICIOUS you should have cut off his dickno subject
he's not even dead. but he'll be hallucinating for days after he wakes up.
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i GUESS that was enough
OHHH he's not dead? hmmm
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i GUESS that all makes sense, yes...that's a bummerno subject
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it's a pain in the butt to get rid of the body tbh...A BROKEN WATER PIPE??
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i was trying to fix it for them. they said i broke it on purpose for the parts. and then the angry mob. i wonder if it was a scheme, now that i'm thinking back on it. lure in loaded looking tourists and create a reason to rob them maybe???
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and wiping up the blood...ugh
a mob too?? it does sound like they lured/tricked you into it. but why for a water pipe?? thats so odd
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i suppose i must have looked well off for a wastrel. maybe they realized my heels were far too fashionable for me to be truly trapped in the Garden District with them
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or put them in an incinerator. but you can't always have access to those.
WHAT!! that's even MORE RIDICULOUS!! for having great heels?? a great sense of style? thats the WORST
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oh yes, you've always got to watch what you wear in the Garden District. they get so resentful when you show up in the latest Davey Hackney.
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it's so fortunate....but out in the field with none, that's tough
well, they can be envious but to riot because of it is so dumb
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westrels will riot over anything. that's what being starving and sober and homeless and Remembering Things will do to you.
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ITS PERFECT! you're right. wait, nappies, you have kids? and still have time for fashion? that's really coolno subject
i have a daughter yes. she's a sweet little baby girl. sumtimes i think she knows all the secrets. sumtimes she pees on me when i'm changing her.
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fires are fun, but don't go too far
AWWWW!! she probably knows just when to let er rip. the pee i mean
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she does sometimes i think it's her favorite game. much more entertaining than when mummy sings or tell stories obviously.
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UH?? was everyone okay??
awwww....they're apparently like that