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[personal profile] petitepistol 2025-05-27 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
it's a pain in the butt to get rid of the body tbh...
A BROKEN WATER PIPE??
fuckinabucket: ("Sleeping it off are you?")

[personal profile] fuckinabucket 2025-05-27 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
it is! i can lift about 200 pounds now but not quickly.

i was trying to fix it for them. they said i broke it on purpose for the parts. and then the angry mob. i wonder if it was a scheme, now that i'm thinking back on it. lure in loaded looking tourists and create a reason to rob them maybe???
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[personal profile] petitepistol 2025-05-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
and wiping up the blood...ugh

a mob too?? it does sound like they lured/tricked you into it. but why for a water pipe?? thats so odd
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[personal profile] fuckinabucket 2025-05-27 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i do find it best to try and limit the actual murder to where you can leave the bodies where they drop. i hate lugging around deadweight

i suppose i must have looked well off for a wastrel. maybe they realized my heels were far too fashionable for me to be truly trapped in the Garden District with them
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[personal profile] petitepistol 2025-05-28 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
or put them in an incinerator. but you can't always have access to those.

WHAT!! that's even MORE RIDICULOUS!! for having great heels?? a great sense of style? thats the WORST
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[personal profile] fuckinabucket 2025-05-28 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
god i wish i had a good incinerator in the lab. there'd be no stopping me then.

oh yes, you've always got to watch what you wear in the Garden District. they get so resentful when you show up in the latest Davey Hackney.
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[personal profile] petitepistol 2025-05-29 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
it's so fortunate....but out in the field with none, that's tough

well, they can be envious but to riot because of it is so dumb
fuckinabucket: ("Well look at you!")

[personal profile] fuckinabucket 2025-05-29 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
i can only imagine! no more stashing bodies in the bin that's for sure. old client list? incinerator. last week's fashion? incinerator. dirty nappies? RIGHT into the incinerator. i think i might just need one now!

westrels will riot over anything. that's what being starving and sober and homeless and Remembering Things will do to you.
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[personal profile] petitepistol 2025-05-30 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
ITS PERFECT! you're right. wait, nappies, you have kids? and still have time for fashion? that's really cool
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[personal profile] fuckinabucket 2025-06-01 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
i think i'm going to have to see a man about getting one installed. i can't believe i hadn't considered large scale immolation as a means of tidying the trash until now. i'm absolutely going to start burning things just for the fun of it i can already tell.

i have a daughter yes. she's a sweet little baby girl. sumtimes i think she knows all the secrets. sumtimes she pees on me when i'm changing her.