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[fromsprouts]

[There's a bit of a pause before Umemiya responds. Typing, deleting, typing.]

Well, yeah. I mean, it's fine if that's not something you want to do, but there's no reason you shouldn't be able to get some.

[Right, still awkward, but better than the version that was pretty much offering to fuck Kaji himself.]

[suckercache]

I’ve just never had the opportunity.

[ The number of people he’s attracted to is small, less than one hand’s worth and he’s never really saw it as a possibility. Which is totally fine. If Umemiya had offered he probably would have pulled a Sakura and imploded. ]

You’re really outgoing.

[ and not so hot tempered and easily annoyed so it must be a lot easier. ]

[fromsprouts]

Sure. Being outgoing helped me achieve what I wanted, with Bofurin.

[...not that any of that really has to do with him getting laid. As he's said himself, it's the people who he's fought--or at least sparred--that he ends up bedding.]

[suckercache]

yeah. And hiiragi senpai taking care of you helps a lot too.

[ well, that is neither here nor there too. ]

[fromsprouts]

Sure does. I feel bad about his heartburn, though. I know there's a lot of pressure on him and it stresses him out.

[They are way off topic now!]

[suckercache]

[ well, the previous topic is still on his brain and his fingers work faster than his common sense apparently….]

did you … with him?

[fromsprouts]

Well, that's a nosy question.

[He's not mad or anything, but he also isn't sure Hiragi would want his history out in the world like that.]

[suckercache]

sorry. Guess that was rude.

[fromsprouts]

A bit, but it's not a huge deal or anything.

Any reason you want to know about him specifically?

[suckercache]

No. not really.

[ Hiiragi may or may not be a frequent visitor in his fantasies. And to be honest, Kaji had ended up picturing Umemiya and Hiiragi together and did, in fact, have a mini implosion before he asked. ]

[fromsprouts]

He is pretty hot, though.

[suckercache]

[ now it’s his turn to type and erase and type and erase. ]

yeah… all the senpai are.

[fromsprouts]

If I were feeling mean, I'd tell them all you think that.

[He would never. But it's fun to tease.]

[suckercache]

Don't! Ever...

Please.

[ He's mortified at the thought. ]

[fromsprouts]

I won't.

But I also won't forget you said it.

[suckercache]

To use against me?

[fromsprouts]

Huh? No, not like blackmail.

Do I seem like that type?

[suckercache]

Of course not! Not at all.

I just can't think of a reason.

[fromsprouts]

If I ever hear one of them say they're into you, I'll encourage them to go for it!

[suckercache]

That will never happen.

[fromsprouts]

You might be surprised...

[suckercache]

I think it's more likely they'd all be into you.

[fromsprouts]

And?

Someone can be into more than one person, you know.

[It's not like he's hoarding his Heavenly Kings and their vice captains all to himself.]

[suckercache]

Yeah. I guess.

But who wants to do a virgin anyway.

Not that I care.

[ Damn Umemiya for putting sex on his mind. ]

[fromsprouts]

Are you trying to bullshit me, or yourself, saying you don't care? 'Cause it's not working on me.