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What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[juniorvarsitycap]

All the animals. You know I'm getting a dog, right?

[endof_theline]

You didn't tell me that at any point in time, no.

I already have a cat.

[juniorvarsitycap]

We have the damn guinea pig, Yelena has a dog, you've got a cat or cats, I think Antonia has a cat, I'm getting a dog. It's going to be chaos.

[endof_theline]

Yelena has a dog? She's never talked about it before. I've only ever seen GP being taken out for walks.

My cat hides in my room cause she heard you saying means shit about GP.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Yeah, Fanny. I'm not sure she's here yet.

Cats are a step up.

[endof_theline]

That's a great name for a dog.

I'll tell her you think so.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Good enough.

I'm sure she cares.

[endof_theline]

Good enough? What's a better dog name?

She cares a lot.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Jasper. Already picked one out.

She's a cat.

[endof_theline]

We're gonna have a ton of pets.

Yeah? And?

[juniorvarsitycap]

Looks that way.

Cats don't care.

[endof_theline]

When are you getting Jasper?

They absolutely do care.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I've been looking around. Haven't found the right one yet.

Cats are assholes.

[endof_theline]

When did you decide this?

You're an asshole.

[juniorvarsitycap]

A few weeks ago.

Not as much as cats are.

[endof_theline]

Have you told anyone else?

Well at least they're smart about it.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I thought I'd told everyone.

They have mystique, I'll give them that.

[endof_theline]

Clearly this is the first I'm hearing of it.

Alpine's got a lot of that.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Well. You know now.

Alpine? Not a bad name.

[endof_theline]

Guess you're gonna have to tell Val that you were wrong about turning this into a zoo.

Thanks. She picked it out.

Kidding.

[juniorvarsitycap]

I asked Val to begin with before this all started.

Cute.

[endof_theline]

You don't need to ask Val. It's your choice.

Now I gotta name the new cat.

[juniorvarsitycap]

It's her building.

Why don't you ask it its name?

[endof_theline]

That she's lucky we're residing in.

Great idea, I'll do just that.