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leo kershaw | urban fantasy/world of darkness oc | ota!

[busybean]

1. that’s what my night consisted of. consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up on my hands.

2. they let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. i saw it. it was cool. Well, i guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose.

3. at least life still wants to fuck me.

4. so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?

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[phantomshow]

I hope you weren’t consoling the girls without washing your hands first.

[busybean]

I had a bottle of water and hand sanitizer, i did my best

[phantomshow]

I may not be an expert on girls but I’m pretty sure they don’t like getting vomit on them.

[busybean]

to be clear: at no point did i ask these girls to pour their hearts out to me

[phantomshow]

How many girls was this anyway?

[busybean]

two of my sister's friends
apparently they were dating the same guy???
i don't know, it was a Lot

[phantomshow]

Yeah girls tend to get upset about that sort of thing.

[look we Do Not talk about valentine’s day ok.]

They both threw up on you?

[busybean]

no
i think i did a really bad job of explaining this
there was a houseparty
and a bonfire
and a lot of alcohol

4, don't ask me what universe this is XD

[soicantlose]

It means whatever you were after yesterday left you pretty fucked up
I had to pretty much hold you down to keep you from stumbling all over

[busybean]

Wait are the bruises from you or the monster

[soicantlose]

Both
but probably mostly my fault
the monster just hit you with some kind of whammy, you were pretty out of it
Convinced there was something you had to go do but you couldn't really explain it to me so I have no idea what.

[busybean]

wow, what a pain in the ass
for you, i mean
you could have just let me go

[soicantlose]

and run off with no idea what you were doing? nah. You weren't actually hard to deal with anyway, just very persistent.

[busybean]

it's a lot of bruises, dude
i must have been flopping around like a fish for ages
i owe you pancakes or something

[soicantlose]

Not really?
I mean I won't say no if you want to, but I didn't mind.

[busybean]

you "didn't mind" babysitting me all night

[soicantlose]

Was I supposed to or something

[busybean]

i believe that would be an extremely normal reaction to have to it, yes

[soicantlose]

You were pretty easy to watch out for
It was more entertaining than anything really

[busybean]

now im worried im gonna end up on the internet

[soicantlose]

Hey, I wouldn't do that to you. I'll keep the videos to myself.

[He's just joking; he was too busy keeping an eye out even if he'd thought of it.]

[busybean]

oh, good, you've got blackmail material
good to know, good to know
so about those pancakes

[soicantlose]

Well if you're trying to get me not to use it, that's a good start.

[busybean]

im gonna show people these bruises
tell em you beat me up