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Kleya Marki | Andor

[hadtobedone]

1. If I have to field one more fumbling attempt to proposition me, he is going to have a tragic speeder accident.
2. If I don't hear back in the next hour I'm writing you off as dead.
3. I have nothing else positive to say about the experience, but the quantity and quality of the free alcohol was unparalleled.
4. You're late.

5

[revitalization]

And did it take your advice?

Robert Muldoon | Jurassic Park | OTA

[allbedestroyed]

1. I woke up wearing a cowboy hat. I don't know where my hat is.
2. You need to stop sending me photos like that when I'm working!
3. Why do I always get extra horny in the middle of the night? No one else is awake at 3am!
4. It looks much worse than it is.
5. Text him! Assumed CR and misfires welcome!

[streetlevel]

Hey, you put me up last night. Breakfast was the least I could do. Lucky also helped. He got up early with me.

[streetlevel]

Not everyone I know is a menace to society.

Possibly most of them, but not all of them.

[streetlevel]

Trust me, I'd rather have stayed to share it with you. I just always feel bad when I have to sneak out in the morning, but I didn't want to wake you.

[vesting]

I lived didn't I?
No explosions but it did make my heart feel like it was trying to escape my chest

[noreasonneeded]

I suppose you'll have to step away from being childish, then.

02. I'm sorry, I had to

[kairosive]

Quit bragging and bring them with you.

[vesting]

I'm sorry!!
I thought the suit was better at protecting you and its hard to see where your joints are
I missed the place I was supposed to hit to not hurt you

[dimestore]

Did you buy lingerie?

[ aw, ava. that's... kinda sweet. and hot. ]

You're supposed to wear them not put them on your head

[aspolyhymnia]

it’s more the last minute request.

[dimestore]

Maybe. What do they look like?

[noreasonneeded]

Possibly, depending on why you're curious.

un.

[revitalization]

Surely, you aren't surprised by this.

[dimestore]

Why would I do that? Sex with a woman not afraid to hurt you is always worth it.

[noreasonneeded]

Did you?

1.

[kairosive]

I wouldn't have minded.

4

[yorozuyas]

first of all, hasegawa is not a hobo, i think technically you have to have a job to be a hobo. he's just a bum

second of all. yeah i guess

why do i feel like you're judging me right now

[immaterialgirl]

not yet. trying to figure out which. but can't really try them on in store.

so you have to pick which lacy contraption is going to grace my buttcrack.

[minciuni]

"Impressive" is far more flattering than "obnoxious", so I'll take these little victories. Ever kind with your words as always, dear Manager.

I suppose it's true your work often demands unconventional hours...not exactly like I can talk, either. Still, I do know most people keep their phones on silent these days, so a single call-to-voicemail felt more prudent at the time. Well, anyway, all that's not so important...

Much more importantly: where did the audio actually cut off, anyway? And was it mid-sentence? Mid-word? [might have been working towards a point but spent too long on something ridiculous like regaling her on the quality of the moon this night first......]

[dimestore]

You look good in red or is that too tacky?

I'm a man, you could wear a bag and show me your tits and I'd be happy

[crisantemo]

you seemed so distressed, it would've been too mean.....

Vash | Trigun Stampede

[highbloom]

1. i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. when we speak it's like you're the cheese on my pizza

2. at one point I lost you only to find you in the bushes drinking beer

3. next time you find a guy passed out on the floor PLEASE don't hit him

4. Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck... I just wanted to ride one block 😭

5. Text him!

[doesntsing]

You’re a busy man, so I don’t fault you for it. Although if I had woken up, I would have tried to persuade you to stay.