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[yorozuyas]

first of all, hasegawa is not a hobo, i think technically you have to have a job to be a hobo. he's just a bum

second of all. yeah i guess

why do i feel like you're judging me right now

[deranger]

i stand corrected. i suppose that makes you the hobo between the two of you then.

why, were you looking for my approval?

if anything, i'm more offended by your partner's deplorable taste in men.

[yorozuyas]

hey, i have a job, i have a place to live, i pay my taxes and sometimes even my rent. i'm a productive member of society, so piss off

hell, maybe you need to get laid yourself so you stop being such a fucking hater

[deranger]

impressive. so you’re a functioning adult. when’s the last time you paid any of your kids?

was that a suggestion or an offer? because i'm not interested. some of us have standards.

[yorozuyas]

they're not MY kids, and also none of your business

suggestion. i'm not above a pity fuck, but i doubt you'd take me up on it. tell you what, though, i know a dude who apparently has deplorable taste in men, he might be down for it. don't even need to introduce you guys, assuming you didn't cut ties with him as well

[deranger]

foisting me off to someone else? well go on. i'll need a bit more than deplorable taste to go off of.

[ a beat, then a second text ]

work on your approach. maybe don't start with pity fuck, and i'll think about it.

[yorozuyas]

shit taste in dudes. dark-haired, principled, but obviously not you. i'm sure you've seen him on a wanted poster before. did it click yet or do you need more hints

[ There's a long pause, like he's thinking hard. ]

yeah, pity fuck is not quite it. sympathy fuck, maybe, or nostalgia fuck. take your pick