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[snowlion]

You are far more dedicated to your job than I. I could stand to learn from you.

[Sir, you are a general, that is concerning.]

Do you have time to wake yourself up with caffeine before your work begins?

[hawk_shot]

Oh! Yeah, okay...

I was just checking! I mean, this could be a sudden Avengers-level undercover mission and maybe I hadn't heard anything about how we were going undercover during our holiday!

... Should I call you my almost-wife?

1/3 here we go on a face journey

[dualiso]

Well, I

[white_widow]

Okay, but did anyone know you were doing it or where approximately to look for you if you, for instance, got grabbed by the person you were tailing?

[counterstep]

1 how does he even know where you are??
2 didn't mean you guys, just meant a general sort of "actually it's raining cause we're about to get fucked" sort of situation
3 okay yeah I've done that to Steve also but not after we grew up??

[hurtling]

( wait….

james might be an idiot but— )

so how…

how exactly are we having this conversation?

3

[bondedbyblood]

have u tried asking andy 🙄🙄🙄

[counterstep]

but the side you're facing is shorter, right?
the side you'd feel most natural to face

[endof_theline]

I tolerate you.

They're cool names.

[That's all you get, Joaquin.]

[exarched]

[ Oh.

Oh this is so much worse. Please let him die now, thanks. ]

I

surely I would not confuse you for a common mop

[ Frantic?? Typing?? ]

I am so sorry.

👍

[falconings]

It's a weird place to draw a line, but yeah, alright.

Let's go with a code word.

BB | FGO

[devilishkouhai]

1. I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
2. I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
3. I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
4. Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
5. My ideal friend would be my pig.
6. You text her

mikage reo — blue lock — ota

[kamereon]

1. i was trying to sext and he replied with "we fall asleep in each others arms" ??? i give up

2. maybe i'll get a cat and make him an internet celebrity

3. have you read what people are saying about us on twitter??

4. i told my parents we were dating because i thought it would piss them off but instead they're asking you over for dinner. you can NEVER come here.

5. save me!!! if i have to use the all-in-one shampoo conditioner and bodywash one more time i'm gonna kill myself

2/3

[dualiso]

I could teach you

[pagekaren]

You bought a flame thrower on facebook???
Kate.
Kate no.

5

[ciadirector]

Oh that's just my assistant. I didn't need to do anything too out of the ordinary, except trying take the chocolate fountain.

1

[kuttenbergs]

That sounds like the Margrave.

hans capon | kingdom come: deliverance

[audentis]

1. I feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
2. Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
3. its taking every last moral i have not to steal this horse
4. I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my youth I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
5. I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
6. My uncle came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.

[falconings]

If you don't tell me their names, I bet Sam will.

[ Assuming Sam knows about Bucky's cat collecting habits. And if he doesn't, that'll be a fun conversation. ]

[meforsaken]

admittedly the time in new york it was a different thor
and there's also the whole evil villain thing about me if you've forgotten

1

[soulsighting]

I didn't force anything down my throat. And of course I can still walk; alcohol just tastes like water to me. Besides, if I couldn't walk, I would just fly anyway. Although, I might crash into something if I was actually drunk.

How are you holding up?

[white_widow]

... Yes.

[hawk_shot]

Oh COME ON
You have to admit that its pretty awesome!

Besides... I'm keeping people like Frank from getting their hands on a flame thrower.
If you think about it? I did a good deed.

[white_widow]

You would like that, wouldn't you?

I don't think it counts if you don't remember the conversation at all.

[betenoir]

The belief you are nothing but a fraud. Some people fight their reality by enduring it. Others do nothing but hasten towards death. Such people cannot believe they are simply themselves.

[Honestly, this person will break everybody's heart. Goddamn.]