I don't mind at all. My name is Jing Yuan, I'm one of the seven Arbiter-Generals of the Xianzhou Alliance. If you haven't heard of the Alliance, that's alright. It's a fleet of ships that travels through space, never docking on land. Our entire civilization lives and works and carries out their day to day lives on the ships, though everyone is free to travel as they wish.
[Kinda far from a convenience store, but he's a chill guy really!]
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[Sir, you are a general, that is concerning.]
Do you have time to wake yourself up with caffeine before your work begins?
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[ he doesn't k now he's a general or anything but the guy said 'arrest' so like!? ]
already had some! but i guess that "lemonade" was super packed. i feel like a bomb hit me again!
[ he edits that text to say "car" instead of bomb. whether or not jing yuan catches that is up to you! ]
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[This person certainly has a way of expressing himself! Must not have known which metaphor to go with.]
Do you at least happen to work somewhere with an alternative drink readily available?
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[ 0/10 do not recommend either one! ]
yep! it's a convenience store, so we have plenty of drinks.
oh i was wondering what DO you do for work, if you don't mind me asking!
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[Kinda far from a convenience store, but he's a chill guy really!]
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