tell me the truth

[oneholysock]

TRUTH MEME

you can't hold it in any longer. for some reason, be it a curse or just hit up side your conscious, you're now forced to tell only the truth.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[so_many_pockets]

[Duh.]

Hmmm.
Okay. Call the last person you texted and meow into the phone until they hang up.

[immaterialgirl]

[a raise of her eyebrows, but sure.

Bob's phone rings]

[so_many_pockets]

Hmm. Might have to go with the second to last person you texted.

[immaterialgirl]

... [a small, disappointed sort of sigh as it goes unanswered.

ringrings Valentina instead.]

[ciadirector]

[ She sees Ava calling even though they're literally in the same room. Raises an eyebrow and picks up anyway. ]

Hello?

[immaterialgirl]

Meow. [deadpan, not even trying to sound like a cat. just the word in her regular tone.] Meow, meow.

[ciadirector]

Woof? [ She has no idea what's going on here, ol'mcdonald. ]

[immaterialgirl]

Meow? Meow meow... [she has to do this until Val hangs up? god, this is never going to end.]

[ciadirector]

...
Oink? Moo? Are we making a farm here, what's happening?

[immaterialgirl]

Meow meow meow. Meow! [impatiently!]

[so_many_pockets]

Okay, okay, you can hang up on her. If only because otherwise I'm going to die laughing.

[Can she count this as one of her birthday presents, when she managed to avoid anyone else hearing about that yet? Probably not, but she is.]

[immaterialgirl]

[holds up her finger, one second. she needs an answer to 'cat buttons'

and then hangs up.]

She was going through the whole mcdonald.

[so_many_pockets]

Of course she was. Was she making the actual noises, or cheating and just saying the words like you were?

[immaterialgirl]

It wasn't cheating. That was the sound of a cat.

[so_many_pockets]

I guess you have interacted with a different type of cats then I have.

Okay. You can give me a dare as well.

[immaterialgirl]

They usually hiss and run the other way, so probably.

Hm. I dare you to order a pizza with the worst combination of toppings you can come up with, and then convince somebody other than your father to eat a slice.

[so_many_pockets]

I suppose that makes sense, that they would not be so friendly when a strange cat comes into their territory.

[A moment's thought.] Anyone other than my father?

[immaterialgirl]

... Hah. [just as deadpan as those 'meows'] Don't think animals like the vanishing act much. Except the guinea pig, who doesn't seem to notice. [because it's far too stupid, but she's not going to say that]

Yeah, that wouldn't be much of a challenge. That man would eat anything.

[so_many_pockets]

Did you know guinea pigs are pack animals? I think we may have to get her a friend.

[Ah, she loves a loophole. She pulls out her phone, and starts looking up pizza delivery.] Okay. Has to have anchovies, for a start.

[immaterialgirl]

... She probably is quite lonely. [and Ava is absolutely an enabler. she doesn't necessarily want a pet of 'her own' to claim responsibility over but she'll happily benefit from everyone else having cute critters around.]

[a wrinkle of her nose.] Oh, you're starting off vile.

[so_many_pockets]

Exactly, and we are anti-loneliness, here. Plus Walker will whine about it. Would you like to go help get her future bestie?

I do not half-ass things, including terrible dares. Let's see... pineapple, olives, blue cheese. Is that sufficient?

[immaterialgirl]

Another pig, or do they enjoy the company of other sorts of little critters too? [the answer is yes either way, though she's not sure whether to expect a store or if they're going to bust some unethical lab.]

Forgot mushrooms... ugh, I feel sorry for whoever you're going to force feed that to. [she never should have doubted Yelena's commitment.]

[so_many_pockets]

Another guinea pig, yes. Apparently they're pretty species-ist, unfortunately.

Okay, adding mushrooms, and... 20 minutes, roughly, for delivery.
I am not going to force-feed it to anyone, I'm going to ask nicely if anyone wants some. [And when that is inevitably declined, eat a piece herself. She is a person other than her father, after all.]

[ciadirector]

I'm going to let you open those cat buttons I ordered for Alpine.

[immaterialgirl]

... [pause.] Cat but...tons? [the fuck does that mean.]