tell me the truth

[oneholysock]

TRUTH MEME

you can't hold it in any longer. for some reason, be it a curse or just hit up side your conscious, you're now forced to tell only the truth.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[so_many_pockets]

I guess you have interacted with a different type of cats then I have.

Okay. You can give me a dare as well.

[immaterialgirl]

They usually hiss and run the other way, so probably.

Hm. I dare you to order a pizza with the worst combination of toppings you can come up with, and then convince somebody other than your father to eat a slice.

[so_many_pockets]

I suppose that makes sense, that they would not be so friendly when a strange cat comes into their territory.

[A moment's thought.] Anyone other than my father?

[immaterialgirl]

... Hah. [just as deadpan as those 'meows'] Don't think animals like the vanishing act much. Except the guinea pig, who doesn't seem to notice. [because it's far too stupid, but she's not going to say that]

Yeah, that wouldn't be much of a challenge. That man would eat anything.

[so_many_pockets]

Did you know guinea pigs are pack animals? I think we may have to get her a friend.

[Ah, she loves a loophole. She pulls out her phone, and starts looking up pizza delivery.] Okay. Has to have anchovies, for a start.

[immaterialgirl]

... She probably is quite lonely. [and Ava is absolutely an enabler. she doesn't necessarily want a pet of 'her own' to claim responsibility over but she'll happily benefit from everyone else having cute critters around.]

[a wrinkle of her nose.] Oh, you're starting off vile.

[so_many_pockets]

Exactly, and we are anti-loneliness, here. Plus Walker will whine about it. Would you like to go help get her future bestie?

I do not half-ass things, including terrible dares. Let's see... pineapple, olives, blue cheese. Is that sufficient?

[immaterialgirl]

Another pig, or do they enjoy the company of other sorts of little critters too? [the answer is yes either way, though she's not sure whether to expect a store or if they're going to bust some unethical lab.]

Forgot mushrooms... ugh, I feel sorry for whoever you're going to force feed that to. [she never should have doubted Yelena's commitment.]

[so_many_pockets]

Another guinea pig, yes. Apparently they're pretty species-ist, unfortunately.

Okay, adding mushrooms, and... 20 minutes, roughly, for delivery.
I am not going to force-feed it to anyone, I'm going to ask nicely if anyone wants some. [And when that is inevitably declined, eat a piece herself. She is a person other than her father, after all.]