tell me the truth

[oneholysock]

TRUTH MEME

you can't hold it in any longer. for some reason, be it a curse or just hit up side your conscious, you're now forced to tell only the truth.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[nardil]

Nothing but that perception here. Do you get asked to step on people a lot? Pretty sure it's happened at least once.

[vesting]

You what's so funny, yes. I was just talking to Joaquin the time a guy paid me $100 to step on his throat. Easiest hundred I ever made.

[nardil]

Man, I feel like I got ripped off now. I was just out here causing issues for free.

[ Josh, that's not - ]

Sounds like you could have held out for $200.

[vesting]

At least now you know you can start charging for it. [ she's always willing to help out a small business. ]

Shit, you're so right... I was young, what can I say?

[nardil]

[ What kind of business would that be, anyway? This isn't the classic Dreamcast game about a deadly amusement park, though he would probably find that interesting as hell. He's got issues and he doesn't mind making that everyone else's problem. ]

You mean you're not young now? You're not a day over 25 with those cheekbones.

[vesting]

[ something to do with picking on people? she needs to iron out the details. ]

I'm like in my 30's, dude. I just age really, really well.

[nardil]

You're shitting me.

[ He laughs. ]

So if I find you pretty, does that mean I have mommy issues on top of any daddy ones?

[ Josh, don't go to the other extreme - ]

[vesting]

You're an asshole. [ she laughs though. yelena shakes her head, wow is this what it was like to talk to her before finding the team? ]

I was snapped, dick head. So technically I'm in my 30's but physically... not so much.

[nardil]

I sure am, and I encourage telling me all about it. It's fun.

[ We're just not going to unpack that right now. There's no time. ]

Right, the snap. I guess I avoided that, since I spent the entire thing wishing some people had gotten it that didn't.

- no offense. It sucks you did.

[vesting]

[ he's into being humiliated. no harm, no foul. ]

Be glad that you did. [ she says, there isn't a day that goes by that she's no furious and heartbroken over missing those five years with her sister. ] Although, it is nice to be five years younger than I should be.

[ yelena preens for a moment, look at how pretty she is! ]

[nardil]

I wouldn't like it. I want to be older. I'm 22 and nobody takes me seriously.

[ Pause. ]

Well, 23, I guess. It is kinda my birthday.

[ Whoops. He doesn't really care if it doesn't earn him more respect. ]

[vesting]

Yes, well, try being a woman on top of that. [ she says in the pause. ]

Wait, what??? IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY??? Why are we standing here talking bullshit! Let's go! We have to do... something!

[nardil]

No thanks, it's hard enough being a dude with a monster side. I'm not throwing boobs and being disrespected constantly into that.

[ He looks absolutely confused at her declaration. It's a big deal? Literally news to him. ]

What would we do? It's just a birthday.

[vesting]

Just a birthday? Please! It is the day you are born, this is very special and now I had to throw a party last minute. Hold on. [ yelena grabs josh by the arm and starts tugging him toward the elevator, while also furiously texting. ]

[nardil]

Party? [ Between that and her tugging him along, he looks nervous. ]

I don't really do parties anymore. I can't drink.

[vesting]

Ok and I can't have dairy, anything else you want to share? [ this is a runaway train with no hope of stopping. ]

We will have cake, eat candy and watch a movie and if you're really lucky, Alexei won't tell a boring story no one wants to hear.

[nardil]

I can't eat any of that, but I can live through watching you guys.

It better be a good movie.

[vesting]

Oooh, the weird monster thing. We can get you monster food or whatever you need. [ she's still not 100% on what's up with him but she's willing to try. ]

It's your birthday you get to choose, duuuh

[nardil]

No, uh. You can't, don't worry about it. Not eating is fine.

[ He's not willing to bend on that, to be quite honest. Just literally would be starving to death if the spirit would let him be deceased. ]

Obviously the Princess Bride?

[vesting]

You are sure? [ she asks, making very gentle eye contact. ]

As you wish! [ yelena says with a grin. ]