tell me the truth

[oneholysock]

TRUTH MEME

you can't hold it in any longer. for some reason, be it a curse or just hit up side your conscious, you're now forced to tell only the truth.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[nardil]

I wouldn't like it. I want to be older. I'm 22 and nobody takes me seriously.

[ Pause. ]

Well, 23, I guess. It is kinda my birthday.

[ Whoops. He doesn't really care if it doesn't earn him more respect. ]

[vesting]

Yes, well, try being a woman on top of that. [ she says in the pause. ]

Wait, what??? IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY??? Why are we standing here talking bullshit! Let's go! We have to do... something!

[nardil]

No thanks, it's hard enough being a dude with a monster side. I'm not throwing boobs and being disrespected constantly into that.

[ He looks absolutely confused at her declaration. It's a big deal? Literally news to him. ]

What would we do? It's just a birthday.

[vesting]

Just a birthday? Please! It is the day you are born, this is very special and now I had to throw a party last minute. Hold on. [ yelena grabs josh by the arm and starts tugging him toward the elevator, while also furiously texting. ]

[nardil]

Party? [ Between that and her tugging him along, he looks nervous. ]

I don't really do parties anymore. I can't drink.

[vesting]

Ok and I can't have dairy, anything else you want to share? [ this is a runaway train with no hope of stopping. ]

We will have cake, eat candy and watch a movie and if you're really lucky, Alexei won't tell a boring story no one wants to hear.

[nardil]

I can't eat any of that, but I can live through watching you guys.

It better be a good movie.

[vesting]

Oooh, the weird monster thing. We can get you monster food or whatever you need. [ she's still not 100% on what's up with him but she's willing to try. ]

It's your birthday you get to choose, duuuh

[nardil]

No, uh. You can't, don't worry about it. Not eating is fine.

[ He's not willing to bend on that, to be quite honest. Just literally would be starving to death if the spirit would let him be deceased. ]

Obviously the Princess Bride?

[vesting]

You are sure? [ she asks, making very gentle eye contact. ]

As you wish! [ yelena says with a grin. ]