tell me the truth

[oneholysock]

TRUTH MEME

you can't hold it in any longer. for some reason, be it a curse or just hit up side your conscious, you're now forced to tell only the truth.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[juniorvarsitycap]

You just want it to shit in my hair.

[endof_theline]

What makes you think it's gonna shit right then and there?

[juniorvarsitycap]

You're giving it time to.

[endof_theline]

So is that a no?

[juniorvarsitycap]

Can we at least put a tissue between it and me?

[endof_theline]

Fine, but then there can be a clause in one of my dares, too.

[juniorvarsitycap]

All right. Pass the tissue.

[endof_theline]

[ He passes the tissue, and the Guinea Pig. ]

Be careful with her. Stay nice and steady.

[juniorvarsitycap]

[Tissue on head, GP on tissue.]

Fuck you, Barnes.

[endof_theline]

Calm down, I didn't even say dare yet.

[so_many_pockets]

Put him on top of your hat. Then he won't shit in your hair.

[juniorvarsitycap]

You want me to put my beret on the line?

[so_many_pockets]

Yes. Desperately.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Not happening.

[He says, guinea pig on his head.]

[so_many_pockets]

If you drop my guinea pig... Precious cargo, Walker. Precious cargo.

[juniorvarsitycap]

She's fine.

god, they really are such siblings

[so_many_pockets]

...

[Yeah, she just thought about it, she's going to try and take a picture.]

[juniorvarsitycap]

You better not post that to your Facebook.

[endof_theline]

Nuh uh, don't let him get away with that shit. A dare is a dare, fair and square.

[so_many_pockets]

He's going to choose to save the hat. Way easier to wash his hair.

[endof_theline]

We decided on a tissue, but then we get to have a clause in one of our dares too, if we'd like.

[juniorvarsitycap]

"We"? You.

[endof_theline]

Yelena and I. That's we.

[Since they're all technically playing this together?]

[juniorvarsitycap]

You dared me. You get the clause.

[endof_theline]

Fine, just me. Every man for themselves, I guess.