like it's hard?

[liltuna]

guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.

Comments

[assholic]

So if I wore a lace garter with those stockings and then wrapped my thighs around your neck and squeezed... that does nothing? Because if it does something, yes. That's a kink.

[counterstep]

Everything up to the squeezing part. Can't really do the asphyxiation thing. Dunking was used sometimes when I wouldn't comply.

( and he won't be expanding on that. )

[assholic]

Noted. Okay, so what's the thing that gets you going from zero to ready to fuck by just thinking of it?

[counterstep]

Well. Garters.

...but I don't think specific clothing is a kink either, right? Or is it?

[assholic]

Can be. Why do you think Catholic school girl outfits and maid uniforms wind up on so many porno sites?

So, just garters, or with the whole merry widow corset thing?

[counterstep]

...fair point. I thought the school girl thing was more to do with age, though.

The what now? Merry widow corset thing?

( please, he's not well versed enough for phrases like that. )

[assholic]

[She's sending him an image, waiting for his phone to beep.]

That. And plenty of versions of that.

[counterstep]

( what in the... )

I mean. I get why people are into that, but.

I guess it's really the garters? I. I dunno how to put it. It's like. The way it sits on a thigh, especially. But it can be an arm, too. From how the muscles move and such.

...does that make sense?

[assholic]

So, what about those set ups that are thigh holsters that have a strap around the leg? Or does it just apply to lacey tight things on naked skin?

[counterstep]

Doesn't gotta be lacey. I like a knife holster like that also. But when it's directly on the thigh.


...though that would actually chafe, and I don't recommend it.

[assholic]

So if someone were to show up in short shorts and a thigh holster, you'd be pretty on board with that, huh?

[Makes a note.]

[counterstep]

W- well. Yes.

( they have to have toned thighs also. which she doesn't have to worry about. so. yep. )

[assholic]

Uh huh. Now would these short shorts and holster thighs be better propped up with combat boots, or heels? And what about a shirt? Tank top? Bralette? Commando?

sorry didn't get a notif for this D:

[counterstep]

I. Wouldn't say the footwear or the top matters that much, for me. I like a neat shoulder, but it's not what gets me going or anything like that. It's just. Nice to see? In a pretty sort of way.

No worries. I'm hearing notifs are sketchy.

[assholic]

Shoulders instead of ankles, huh?

[Yep. Getting noted down. Jessica might have to go shopping - perish the thought.]

yeah mine keep messing up a lot lately. dw get it together!!!

[counterstep]

It's not that I dislike ankles, but we were past the ankles thing by the time I was really looking around.

This is how they keep us on our toes

[assholic]

Skip the ankles and go straight to thighs, huh? Smooth.

rude tbh I just wanna write

[counterstep]

Well, thighs were the scandalous thing, then. She's practically nude if you see her thighs, apparently. ( he snorts faintly cause he never understood that logic, really. )

no, you're not allowed. /evil laugh into the sun

[assholic]

So if I told you I just got this shipped out to me, you'd...?

[Yep, she was sending over another image.]

[counterstep]

( he stares a little too hard at the picture before turning back to look at jessica. )

Prepare to have a heart attack, whenever you get it.

[assholic]

Me? How are skimpy shorts and garters going to cause my heart to fail?

[Do enlighten her, James.]

[counterstep]

My heart. I meant my heart. Obviously.

( a beat. ) Is there any way to just reserve an ambulance? Might need that, frankly.

[assholic]

Oh, hey, this is cute. I added this too. I should get it... [Checks date] Day after tomorrow. Prepare your heart then.

[What did she add? This. She could really get into this whole turning him on thing.]

[counterstep]

( he looks back and forth between the new picture and jess with mild disbelief. )

Oh, come on. God, you're just gonna torture me in public, aren't you...

[assholic]

Yep.

[Shit eating grin.]

But mostly because I want you to react to it in a way that makes it worth wearing those itty bitty shorts.