like it's hard?

[liltuna]

guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.

Comments

This is how they keep us on our toes

[assholic]

Skip the ankles and go straight to thighs, huh? Smooth.

rude tbh I just wanna write

[counterstep]

Well, thighs were the scandalous thing, then. She's practically nude if you see her thighs, apparently. ( he snorts faintly cause he never understood that logic, really. )

no, you're not allowed. /evil laugh into the sun

[assholic]

So if I told you I just got this shipped out to me, you'd...?

[Yep, she was sending over another image.]

[counterstep]

( he stares a little too hard at the picture before turning back to look at jessica. )

Prepare to have a heart attack, whenever you get it.

[assholic]

Me? How are skimpy shorts and garters going to cause my heart to fail?

[Do enlighten her, James.]

[counterstep]

My heart. I meant my heart. Obviously.

( a beat. ) Is there any way to just reserve an ambulance? Might need that, frankly.

[assholic]

Oh, hey, this is cute. I added this too. I should get it... [Checks date] Day after tomorrow. Prepare your heart then.

[What did she add? This. She could really get into this whole turning him on thing.]

[counterstep]

( he looks back and forth between the new picture and jess with mild disbelief. )

Oh, come on. God, you're just gonna torture me in public, aren't you...

[assholic]

Yep.

[Shit eating grin.]

But mostly because I want you to react to it in a way that makes it worth wearing those itty bitty shorts.

[counterstep]

( damnit. his face is really red now. ugh. ugh. )

Didn't realize it needed to be some kinda trade.

[assholic]

Oh, it doesn't. But when you get all red like that and your eyes won't leave a certain place, then I know what you're thinking of. And that, James, gets me hot.

But that's still not my kink. Which you still haven't figured out. You're really bad at this game.

[Cue amused Jones.]

[counterstep]

( okay, fair.

but he sighs at the rest. )

I dunno why you think I'd be able to guess when I don't really know much about what's kinky these days.

Bondage???

[assholic]

Nope.

[She came closer, finger out to hook into the neck of his shirt, pulling it out and peeking down, as if looking for something.]

I thought you'd have a clue about at least one of them. Something something fuck me against a tree.

[counterstep]

( he just looks more confused, with the prompt. )

E. Exhibitionism??

[assholic]

Close. Sex in public. I'd prefer not to be caught, because that adds that extra zing to it.

[counterstep]

Oh.

( a few seconds pass as his eyes wander in thought. )

...I could get behind that, sure.

[assholic]

Yeah? So... sex in a crowded subway car while I'm wearing a little skirt and you're up close behind me?

[counterstep]

Well, I'm not sure about that, specifically...

( given her height. and his height. he's not saying this out loud, though. )

[assholic]

[Hey. Heels exist.]

Then what's your idea of sneaky public sex?

[counterstep]

( well. fair. )

I dunno? I haven't thought about it before a couple minutes ago. I'd have to. Think about it more, really.

[assholic]

Fine. You go off and have a good think about it and I'll figure out some outfits that show off those holsters.