bakerstreet | Phone sex & Sexting

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Phone sex & Sexting

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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It looks like a blob. I don't see Madagascar.

Bleh, that's disappointing. Bruises that are just blobs are much less fun.

You've got enough that you could play connect the dots with them. Maybe they'll make a picture.

That is my actual calling in life, I am a bruise farmer. This is a good crop.

[Yeah, she is going to actually fully do that. Stay tuned.]

I have done all the ones I can reach, but I don't think I made a picture.

Send me another picture. Full body. Maybe I can find a picture.

[Well. In for a penny. Takes a minute to get the camera set up to get a full body shot, because of course she goes literal, but then comes a two-for-one, front and back. The only change is the red marker used for that game of connect the dots - it is definitely only a blob.]

Good luck.

[ john's not sure she's going to do it so he just tosses his phone aside. and then the message comes in and he raises an eyebrow and looks.

when he sees the picture, he laughs because yep, she's naked. and there is no picture to be had with the bruises or scars. still, he stares. for awhile. ]

I think it looks kinda like a giraffe.

[Technically the time between answers could be explained in a lot of ways. That's not stopping her from making assumptions.]

It does not look like a giraffe!
Maybe if I was doing a handstand. Are you looking at it upside down? That is a very strange way to look at naked photos.

No, I'm not looking at it upside down. It looks like a giraffe! Even if I was, it would still look like a giraffe. Just upside down.

Okay, prove it. Draw how it looks like a giraffe on the picture and send it back.

Fine.

[ sure, he can do that. it takes him a second to figure out how to do that on his phone but he does eventually and then he's tracing the various scars and bruises and marks.

but, to make it look like a giraffe, he kind of has to make up some new marks which he does. and then it looks like a very lopsided giraffe in his eyes.

he sends it back. ]

See!

You have added all sorts of bruises I do not have! Do we need to get your eyes checked?

I don't remember you saying I couldn't do that.

What, you need to be told not to cheat?

Actually. I'm not surprised. I will remember that.

Is it cheating just because you say it's cheating?

Yes. It's my naked photos and it was my challenge, so I get to decide if it was cheating.

Fine, you want one of mine to see if you can find anything?

Okay, sure.

Fine.

[ what the hell was he doing? but, he was doing it and he couldn't really retreat now. so, he strips off his shirt (and only that for the moment) and sends her a picture of his front and his back. ]

Go.

[they were both goading each other and being goaded into a very bizarre competition, that's what they were doing. points for not retreating, but also]

Chicken.

Chicken? Bullshit!

[ pick a cooler animal, at least! ]

No, I was calling you a chicken.

Hmm. Bunny rabbit. [Yeah, she's fudged all sorts of details herself to make a bunny in the edited drawing photo she sends back.]