Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[tacoshield]

Fine.

[ sure, he can do that. it takes him a second to figure out how to do that on his phone but he does eventually and then he's tracing the various scars and bruises and marks.

but, to make it look like a giraffe, he kind of has to make up some new marks which he does. and then it looks like a very lopsided giraffe in his eyes.

he sends it back. ]

See!

[so_many_pockets]

You have added all sorts of bruises I do not have! Do we need to get your eyes checked?

[tacoshield]

I don't remember you saying I couldn't do that.

[so_many_pockets]

What, you need to be told not to cheat?

Actually. I'm not surprised. I will remember that.

[tacoshield]

Is it cheating just because you say it's cheating?

[so_many_pockets]

Yes. It's my naked photos and it was my challenge, so I get to decide if it was cheating.

[tacoshield]

Fine, you want one of mine to see if you can find anything?

[so_many_pockets]

Okay, sure.

[tacoshield]

Fine.

[ what the hell was he doing? but, he was doing it and he couldn't really retreat now. so, he strips off his shirt (and only that for the moment) and sends her a picture of his front and his back. ]

Go.

[so_many_pockets]

[they were both goading each other and being goaded into a very bizarre competition, that's what they were doing. points for not retreating, but also]

Chicken.

[tacoshield]

Chicken? Bullshit!

[ pick a cooler animal, at least! ]

[so_many_pockets]

No, I was calling you a chicken.

Hmm. Bunny rabbit. [Yeah, she's fudged all sorts of details herself to make a bunny in the edited drawing photo she sends back.]

[tacoshield]

How the hell am I a chicken?

( he sent the pictures! he was brave! )

Bunny rabbit? Jesus, that's even worse than giraffe.

[so_many_pockets]

Taking off your shirt is nothing for a man, that doesn't even count for anything.

Disagree. When's the last time you had sex?

[tacoshield]

Why is that relevant?

[so_many_pockets]

I'll tell you when you answer it.

[tacoshield]

It's not your business.

[so_many_pockets]

That long, huh? I would not shame you for a dry spell.

[tacoshield]

And you're doing any better?

[so_many_pockets]

I made no such claim.
I was just going to point out that bunny rabbits do pretty well in that area so maybe they aren't so lame.