Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[perzyssy]

If I have, I hope the tales remember that this particular mermaid has sharp teeth. That it hunts in these waters for hot, sweet flesh.

Could I lure you out to me, I wonder?

[valzyrys]

Enticing. Sharp teeth dug into sweet flesh, and yours, even sweeter, bare in the obsidian shining sea.

Did you jerk off for the pretty fisherman?

[perzyssy]

I showed him all he could have, should he find the courage to step into the seafoam.

He was tempted. I think he would have enjoyed decorating me in pearls of his own.

[valzyrys]

No wonder someone tattled.

[ Some fumbling spy, uhm, my prince, the other prince is daring smallfolk to bang him, help.

Hot. ]

What treasures would I find, if your luring song is successful?

[perzyssy]

( Don't these spies know Dragonstone is called Fuck Island in High Valyrian— )

Another pearl — a pink, smooth morsel fit for a prince's tongue. I have plenty of treasures to offer, but that is my favourite to be found.

Would you try a taste?

[valzyrys]

As eager to be devoured as the first moment you set your now-sandy toes on this isle.

[ The spies probably just think this new variable is still at risk of being a fantasy Catholic agent of King's Landing. Rudely underestimating Daemon's (aging, in shambles) game. ]

A siren on the shore, you are.

[perzyssy]

But a lonely siren, with only the sea and cowardly fishermen for company.

Your little informant could have tried their luck, at the very least.

[valzyrys]

They fear the lovely sharpness of your teeth.

And am I to try my luck? Get sand somewhere more unpleasant than between my toes?

[perzyssy]

Would your knees survive it? A bed is one thing, but fucking on the sand is quite another.

( Ha. Old. )

[valzyrys]

How would you know?

[ A month ago you were a virgin who couldn't drive. ]

But no, they wouldn't survive. And you'd get a single grain of sand stuck under your foreskin and want to end it all quite dramatically. Avail yourself of my ancient experience.

[perzyssy]

Training on the sand is much more taxing than training on solid ground. I assume it extends to the rest.

Hm. Then I suppose you will have to wait and experience this mermaid's delights from the comfort of your bath.

[valzyrys]

Going to have to be concerned with your own knees soon, with too much of that.

I have a better idea, if you've any patience.

[perzyssy]

Go on. I'm listening.

[valzyrys]

I'll collect you shortly. You can stay sandy or not.

[perzyssy]

You had best hurry, before I find another fisherman to sink my teeth into.

[valzyrys]

If you do, I'll be happy for the show. Until it ceases to please me.

[ Violently ripping someone away from him might be its own kind of fun.

But, ]

Is your old girl lurking nearby?

[perzyssy]

She always is.

Does your plan involve her in some way?

[valzyrys]

Just wondering if you'd need a lift. But she knows where we're going.

[perzyssy]

She knows, but you aren’t planning on telling me?

[valzyrys]

You could ask her. See if she remembers the way to the hot springs.

[perzyssy]

Hm.

Alright. If she does, I may have to start without you.

[valzyrys]

From the way I hear it, you've been started for quite some time now already.

[perzyssy]

I am fortunate, then, to have a husband who understands that my appetites cannot be bent to his schedule.

( This is your fault Daemon, you gave him s-tier dick and now look 😔 )

I wonder. Would you like to hear about it less, or more? I could arrange for either in future.

[valzyrys]

Else your appetites would be my schedule.

[ Heavy lies the penis :/ ]

Ask me in the future. Perhaps I would. Perhaps I wouldn't be in the mood. For now, I want to see you in volcano-warmed water making yourself come.

heavy weighs was 10/10 though lbr

[perzyssy]

And what of what I want to see?