Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[perzyssy]

I showed him all he could have, should he find the courage to step into the seafoam.

He was tempted. I think he would have enjoyed decorating me in pearls of his own.

[valzyrys]

No wonder someone tattled.

[ Some fumbling spy, uhm, my prince, the other prince is daring smallfolk to bang him, help.

Hot. ]

What treasures would I find, if your luring song is successful?

[perzyssy]

( Don't these spies know Dragonstone is called Fuck Island in High Valyrian— )

Another pearl — a pink, smooth morsel fit for a prince's tongue. I have plenty of treasures to offer, but that is my favourite to be found.

Would you try a taste?

[valzyrys]

As eager to be devoured as the first moment you set your now-sandy toes on this isle.

[ The spies probably just think this new variable is still at risk of being a fantasy Catholic agent of King's Landing. Rudely underestimating Daemon's (aging, in shambles) game. ]

A siren on the shore, you are.

[perzyssy]

But a lonely siren, with only the sea and cowardly fishermen for company.

Your little informant could have tried their luck, at the very least.

[valzyrys]

They fear the lovely sharpness of your teeth.

And am I to try my luck? Get sand somewhere more unpleasant than between my toes?

[perzyssy]

Would your knees survive it? A bed is one thing, but fucking on the sand is quite another.

( Ha. Old. )

[valzyrys]

How would you know?

[ A month ago you were a virgin who couldn't drive. ]

But no, they wouldn't survive. And you'd get a single grain of sand stuck under your foreskin and want to end it all quite dramatically. Avail yourself of my ancient experience.

[perzyssy]

Training on the sand is much more taxing than training on solid ground. I assume it extends to the rest.

Hm. Then I suppose you will have to wait and experience this mermaid's delights from the comfort of your bath.

[valzyrys]

Going to have to be concerned with your own knees soon, with too much of that.

I have a better idea, if you've any patience.

[perzyssy]

Go on. I'm listening.

[valzyrys]

I'll collect you shortly. You can stay sandy or not.

[perzyssy]

You had best hurry, before I find another fisherman to sink my teeth into.

[valzyrys]

If you do, I'll be happy for the show. Until it ceases to please me.

[ Violently ripping someone away from him might be its own kind of fun.

But, ]

Is your old girl lurking nearby?

[perzyssy]

She always is.

Does your plan involve her in some way?

[valzyrys]

Just wondering if you'd need a lift. But she knows where we're going.

[perzyssy]

She knows, but you aren’t planning on telling me?

[valzyrys]

You could ask her. See if she remembers the way to the hot springs.

[perzyssy]

Hm.

Alright. If she does, I may have to start without you.

[valzyrys]

From the way I hear it, you've been started for quite some time now already.

[perzyssy]

I am fortunate, then, to have a husband who understands that my appetites cannot be bent to his schedule.

( This is your fault Daemon, you gave him s-tier dick and now look 😔 )

I wonder. Would you like to hear about it less, or more? I could arrange for either in future.

[valzyrys]

Else your appetites would be my schedule.

[ Heavy lies the penis :/ ]

Ask me in the future. Perhaps I would. Perhaps I wouldn't be in the mood. For now, I want to see you in volcano-warmed water making yourself come.

heavy weighs was 10/10 though lbr

[perzyssy]

And what of what I want to see?

enabling my stupidity

[valzyrys]

You could tell me, or you could smother yourself and just hope, I suppose.

[perzyssy]

( Aemond has always found showing a lot easier than telling, and so there's a moment's pause as he hesitates over typing out his most recent desire.

... Ah, fuck it. He's been showing off his goodies to scared fishermen, so why the hells not at this point. )

I would have you close, that I might taste you while I make myself come.