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justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-19 09:00 pm

Phone sex & Sexting





the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-20 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ nanami fucked up yesterday and riddle is still mad about it (of course, he's not going to tell him what he did, that would be too normal), so naturally he has to ruin his daddy's life over it. ]

Hello Nanami-san, may I have your express consent before I, Riddle, offer you private materials for your reading/viewing pleasure?




The lingerie you bought me came with a gift from the boutique. It's the cutest little toy.

[ attached is a picture of what is, honestly, a rather unassuming dildo pressed up against the satin panties at riddle's crotch, his pale thighs spread wide open. the toy is clearly meant for beginners, short and slim and a curious shade of indigo. ]

I should give it a name since it's just going to be us all day. Hmm... Who was that friend of yours who popped in yesterday? The one who took you on that outing? Gojo-san?

Yes, I'll name him Gojo-san. You can take your time coming home again, Gojo-san will take care of me for you.
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-20 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yes, this is sadly the story of his life at this point, isn't it? ]

See? You're learning. You do.

[ yeah that'll help.

now, he does realize he shouldn't completely rise to the bait, but then riddle says that, and well - ]


Do not name it after that man.
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-20 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it keeps things interesting, if nothing else. having a cute, pretty little creature so crazy for you that they resort to convoluted games in a bid for your attention has to be flattering on some teeny-tiny, microscopic level, right? ]

Whyever not? He was quite charismatic and gentlemanly. He was liable to sweep us *both* off our feet. I'm certain he would know how to treat a girl like me.

Gojo-san feels rather good in my mouth. It's too bad you can't watch me take him...or should I say, watch *him* take *me*?
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ flattering is perhaps a word for it. maddening would be, too. especially this particular button he's decided to press. ]

I can assure you that you know nothing about Gojo. First of all, I think your passions would break him in half before he was anywhere near satisfied.

I'm not convinced I'd even want to see such filth.
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-20 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ riddle's survival instincts tell him he's playing an especially dangerous game right now. unfortunately, said instincts aren't strong enough to deter him. ]

I know you were excited to spend all night with him, so at the very least he must be quite the charmer. Why wouldn't I want to spend time with someone who is surely so fascinating.

I don't known if I believe such a handsome man couldn't handle me. At most, he might be a bit of a fixer-upper who needs a bit of training, but I'm sure he'll be more than happy to have my mouth's continuous attention. Are you sure you wouldn't want to watch? I'm quite good with it, after all.
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-20 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he should listen to those instincts, but of course he won't. and he'll regret that soon enough. ]

Is that how you thought I felt? Hardly. He's a narcissistic bore. I would much rather have spent my time with anyone else. Especially you.

I have no reason, or desire, to ever know or find out the answer to this, but I'm sure he's a selfish lover. But if that's the kind of thing you want, I suppose you'll just have to enjoy yourself.
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-20 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You certainly could have fooled me! You could have taken me with you, I could have pretended to be your nephew from Europe or something! Anything! And then you didn't wake me up to kiss me goodbye when you left for work this morning... You're the worst, Nanami-san!

[ it's almost a shame nanami can't see riddle right now, sitting in his new lingerie, throttling poor little "gojo-san" in his tiny fist as he scowls. truthfully, riddle is more inclined to push nanami's friend off a cliff than seduce him-- their time together is limited, and this bozo having the nerve to steal him away without any sort of prior notice threw riddle's schedule off completely! if nanami came home that night, riddle was already asleep, meaning he didn't get any cuddles in either!

men really are the worst... satoru gojo can be dealt with later, preferably with a baseball bat. right now, riddle is focused entirely on making sure his daddy knows how mighty a transgression he dared to commit. ]


I would make sport of breaking a selfish man like that. I have the patience and wherewithal to teach him *quite* a few lessons about how rewarding it is to be used by a girl like me. Maybe I'll ride his cock slowly? Get him begging and pleading for me.
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-21 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ ah, so that's what he's so upset about. that makes sense, at least.

if only riddle realized that nanami felt gojo almost as insufferable as he does. ]


Well first of all, I wanted to spare you how obnoxious he can be. You really don't know what you're missing. And second of all, I really would have preferred spending time with you instead. Any day.

I'm sure that you'd absolutely ruin him. But he'd never be able to keep up with you, or satisfy you.
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-21 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
You say that, but the two of you were out quite late. I wouldn't have missed you so much otherwise. No, I simply can't believe you had that miserable a time, or else you wouldn't be friends with him!

I seriously doubt he could, but that won't be an issue in the long term. Unless, of course, you plan on leaving me by my lonesome again tonight? It wouldn't surprise me!

Perhaps instead of trying to train him up, I'll use him to entertain myself instead. I'll tie him down, tease him with my mouth, maybe let him have a taste of my pussy. I'll tell him he's not allowed to come until you return home. I wouldn't mind watching him come undone until he snaps and goes walking into the light.
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-21 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid you just don't understand how pushy he can be. His self-indulgent clinginess makes you look standoffish and reserved in comparison.

I really shouldn't indulge you even discussing things like this. I know you're just trying to make me jealous. As if I'm not already maddeningly possessive about you enough.
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-21 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ riddle is starting feel even fussier than before. this plan isn't working at all! riddle doesn't understand it one bit! gojo is nanami's friend, but it sounds like nanami would rather deep-throat a cactus than spend an extended amount of time with him...which pisses riddle off even more because why should his nanami have to waste precious time with someone who isn't him?!

riddle considers that maybe he shouldn't be such a brat about nanami daring to have a social life, but he refuses to get past the unfairness of it all. as always, there will be no peace until he's placated. ]


I won't believe it until I see it for myself. I admire your attempts to save face, but my mind is made up!

Only 'trying'? Am I not doing a thorough enough job? Perhaps I'll send you a little voice message... Since you aren't jealous, listening to me moan another man's name won't matter any to you. If it does, why, I'm sure another night on the town will be enough to help you forget all about it.


[ the little brat makes good on his threat; originally he wanted to send a video, but this stupid beginner's toy is all but useless to someone like riddle. instead, nanami receives a brief voice memo, a series of familiar lurid slurping noises, followed by a slight smack of greedy wet lips as riddle pulls off the dildo. he actually has the nerve to giggle at the end too, his tittering mischievous playful. riddle keeps the fact he had to imagine nanami for a moment in order sound as authentic as possible to himself. ]

Gojo-san...!
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-21 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is the problem, occasionally, with dating an older man and one with a good deal of emotional control. perhaps to the point of severe emotional rigidity. but he's not going to really worry about that right now, not when it keeps him somewhat in control of his behavior when riddle decides to act up.

though he should also know that's just going to encourage riddle to push more and more.

the audio is a frustrating mix of arousing and irritating, if nothing else. but he refuses to rise to the occasion. if he gives riddle too much of what he's looking for, it's just going to encourage him. ]


First of all, I don't believe that you'd even want him that much. You need a proper man, a grown man, who can take care of you and satisfy you.

But second of all, I can't guarantee you'll get that if you don't start behaving yourself. You might just have to satisfy yourself with plastic in that case, if you enjoy it so much.
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-21 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ oddly enough, riddle doesn't see the disparity in their ages to be a problem-- he would go so far as to say it wouldn't matter with anyone, because at the end of the day, he feels damaged to the point where any ordinary person, be they a peer or an elder, would struggle with him tremendously. nanami's dogmatic emotional rigidity and equally intense need for control are more helpful than genuinely distressing, at any rate-- plus, it makes receiving his unexpected tenderness all the more sweet.

not that he's going to be receiving anything of the sort anytime soon. riddle, as always, is a convoluted mix of contradictions, because on one hand he's pleased to have finally gotten under nanami's skin, but on the other...why should he be the one in trouble?! stupid mean nanami is the one who went out cavorting with the world's biggest pain in the ass!

damn... nanami is right. gojo was handsome enough, but riddle only has eyes for one man. that aside, gojo isn't really his type anyway, so wanting him as much as he's playing up really would be impossible. yet another wrench in his plan. riddle opts to simply pretend he didn't read any of that! ]


Why are you getting all cross with me when I didn't do anything?! How am I misbehaving?! Don't be unfair, Daddy. If anyone is misbehaving, it's you. You're the one who left his princess aching and lonely.

Tell you what? If you apologize and promise to never leave my sight again, I'll consider forgiving you. Well? Isn't that sweet of me, Daddy? You're lucky I adore you so much.


[ riddle knows nanami will never promise something he can't honor. it's all part of the game. ]
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-21 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ if nothing else, no, riddle probably wouldn't be able to tolerate someone his own age any more than he'd be able to tolerate the real gojo - which would, in all likelihood, be such a tirefire of histrionics that it would probably end in something like a murder-suicide. it's odd that he almost finds that thought comforting.

not really, though. ]


I'm not being unfair in the slightest. You're being fussy over nothing. I would much rather spend my evenings with you, and I would hope you'd know that by now by how many of them I've spent with you.

But I'm not going to promise never to leave your sight again. That's impossible.


[ nope, not going to indulge that, thank you very much. even if he knows this is only going to make things worse. heaven help him. ]
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not being fussy! I have every right to be upset! You know how I hate to have my routine disrupted! I wanted to be with you too... I always want my goodbye kisses no matter what! Always remember that. One never knows what could happen...such as Gojo-san ruining our evening!

Daddy, why not? You're going to call me horrible names and tell me I'm misbehaving, knowing fully well why I'm beside myself. Leave me alone too long and I'll go mad without you. It's better for us both if you swear to never leave my side.
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-25 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I would hope by now you know how much I want to be with you, too. I've certainly tried to show you. Repeatedly. So he certainly ruined my evening as well, I'll have you know.

I'm not going to promise something unrealistic. That wouldn't be fair to you, either. But I will certainly do my best to give you as much attention as is possible, seeing as you are my favorite.
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-25 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ nanami's become far too good at talking riddle down from his unreasonable moods and bouts of insecurity. normally that's a good thing...except riddle's goal this entire time was to get under his daddy's skin and piss him off a little bit! leave it to nanami to always maintain control of the situation...

well, that's fine, isn't it? there are multiple ways for riddle to get what he wants. goodness knows nanami will move mountains for him if he asks sweetly enough. ]


Do you really mean it, Daddy? Did you miss me the entire time you were out? I suppose I've been a bit harsh with you... I know I'm your favorite girl. No one has ever taken care of me as well as you do. Can you blame me for being so needy and possessive of you?

If you won't promise me, then you had better make it up to me some other way or I'll pitch another fit. Spoil me all night. Don't leave a single part of me untouched.
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-26 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ unfortunately, gojo himself has helped nanami learned to handle - or rather, not rise to the bait - when it comes to emotional histrionics. riddle picked the wrong man if he wants someone he can thoroughly rile up. at least, save for certain, specific ways. ]

I did, and I don't know that at this point I should need to explain that. I would hope it would be obvious. But I know you're smitten, and I do like that part.

As long as you start behaving yourself, I'll spoil you plenty. Otherwise, I might have to tease and punish you first for being such a willful little girl, and I'm sure neither of us want that.
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-26 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
You don't *need* to, but I'll never turn down the opportunity to hear it. But, you don't have to this time. I'd much rather you use that time to feed me cake and kiss me all over.

I wasn't being *that* naughty! You know I would never turn you down for Gojo-san. He's too small to satisfy anyone.
[ across the city, the real gojo sneezes. ] Nothing and no one could ever compare to how good you make me feel.

Shall I make it up to you, Daddy? I'll do anything for you. Picture in the new lingerie you bought me. Videos playing with another toy. We can combine the two as well-- send me a picture of your friend Gojo-san's face, and I'll print it and send you a video of myself stuffing it into a pot of boiling water.


[ sorry, he has a small chip on his shoulder. that's what 24 hours without dick does to someone. ]
Edited 2025-05-26 03:29 (UTC)
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-26 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, is that all. I didn't realize cake is on the menu.

[ lies. cake is always on riddle's menu. ]

Obviously not. You really would break him before you were close to satisfied. But that doesn't make it any less rude to tease me with the idea.

Hmm. Go on, then. Show me how pretty you look, but this time do it without trying to make me upset. Maybe that will earn you some points back, and I won't have to turn your bottom red when I get home.
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-26 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Just a smackerel of it. You're dessert, of course.

[ if he's going to be indulged, it's only fair he spoil his daddy a bit too, right? nevermind the fact nanami's cock is a treat far more delicious than any dessert could ever be.

while he would never refuse a good spanking, riddle's competitive spirit has been kindled, and he's determined to curry as much favor as possible before six arrives. no, he wants to enjoy nanami all night, both his company and his body. while he never completely has the upper hand, he's found that he's most likely to get everything he wants and then some when he meets nanami in the middle, charming him with sweetness and obedience.

and anyway, it's not like his daddy doesn't deserve it. while riddle admires the man's work ethic and would never dare to let it become a point of contention between them, he still worries nanami may overwork himself. the least he can do is make sure his daddy comes home to be lavished with appreciation and love.

riddle sends a little taste of those exact things in the short video he sends; the cheeky brat's smile is as mischievous as ever as he inches back until the entirety of his kneeling form is in frame. as promised, he's wearing the lingerie bought for him-- the lingerie and nothing else, leaving him topless, puffy nipples and woefully unmarred planes of porcelain skin on proud display.

riddle runs his hands down the black suspenders, decorated with roses, clinging to his impossibly tiny waist, before tracing his fingertips along the straps fastened to the garters. his touch dips inward, grazing over his pillowy thighs, tracing the hem of his panties.

his matching stockings give a few scratchy rustles as he shuffle around to give his daddy a nice view of his plump little backside. riddle even bends forward, panties going taut against his ass, before reaching back to give the elastic a snap against his cheek to force a playful squeak out of himself. the cherry on top is when he looks over his shoulder and right into the camera to poke his tongue out, a playful tease. ]


You chose well. Everything suits me perfectly, Daddy. It's almost a shame they'll be worn out and covered in come by the time you're done with me.
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[personal profile] choukin 2025-05-27 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ behaving and sweetness is, at least, a step in the right direction. even if nanami knows it's usually a ploy, usually for riddle to get what he wants more than anything else, it's better than the alternative. so why not reward him when he at least tries to be better? maybe it'll stick, eventually.

and riddle is, always, painfully delicious. seeing him in that sweet little lingerie set, playing to his long legs and plump thighs and sweetly curved backside, has nanami plenty hard immediately. because he knows that's exactly what he wants. ]


It would be a shame to ruin things, wouldn't it? Perhaps I'll have to go easy on you. Maybe we can have a nice, soft, cuddly kind of night together.

[ yeah, because that's definitely on the table after all of this. ]
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[personal profile] beheaded 2025-05-27 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ it should be said that these days, the sweetness is becoming more and more sincere as his trust and affection for nanami increases. the fear of abandonment has receded a fair amount at this point, and while riddle might never truly recant his stubborn ways, he does genuinely want to please nanami as well, and tries to manage his emotions better when it counts.

whether it really will stick or not will have to be seen some other time-- right now, riddle feels like he deserves a pass for any of his unhinged behavior. going 24 hours without dick has done a number on him. ]


Perhaps to start with, but you can't possibly expect me to hold back for *that* long. Don't you miss the way it feels to have my pussy wrapped around you? What's the point of me getting all dressed up for you if you aren't going to make use of everything?! When I saw the suspenders, the very first thing I imagined was you using them to hold me in place while you gave it to me from behind!