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[ flattering is perhaps a word for it. maddening would be, too. especially this particular button he's decided to press. ]

I can assure you that you know nothing about Gojo. First of all, I think your passions would break him in half before he was anywhere near satisfied.

I'm not convinced I'd even want to see such filth.

[ riddle's survival instincts tell him he's playing an especially dangerous game right now. unfortunately, said instincts aren't strong enough to deter him. ]

I know you were excited to spend all night with him, so at the very least he must be quite the charmer. Why wouldn't I want to spend time with someone who is surely so fascinating.

I don't known if I believe such a handsome man couldn't handle me. At most, he might be a bit of a fixer-upper who needs a bit of training, but I'm sure he'll be more than happy to have my mouth's continuous attention. Are you sure you wouldn't want to watch? I'm quite good with it, after all.

[ he should listen to those instincts, but of course he won't. and he'll regret that soon enough. ]

Is that how you thought I felt? Hardly. He's a narcissistic bore. I would much rather have spent my time with anyone else. Especially you.

I have no reason, or desire, to ever know or find out the answer to this, but I'm sure he's a selfish lover. But if that's the kind of thing you want, I suppose you'll just have to enjoy yourself.

You certainly could have fooled me! You could have taken me with you, I could have pretended to be your nephew from Europe or something! Anything! And then you didn't wake me up to kiss me goodbye when you left for work this morning... You're the worst, Nanami-san!

[ it's almost a shame nanami can't see riddle right now, sitting in his new lingerie, throttling poor little "gojo-san" in his tiny fist as he scowls. truthfully, riddle is more inclined to push nanami's friend off a cliff than seduce him-- their time together is limited, and this bozo having the nerve to steal him away without any sort of prior notice threw riddle's schedule off completely! if nanami came home that night, riddle was already asleep, meaning he didn't get any cuddles in either!

men really are the worst... satoru gojo can be dealt with later, preferably with a baseball bat. right now, riddle is focused entirely on making sure his daddy knows how mighty a transgression he dared to commit. ]

I would make sport of breaking a selfish man like that. I have the patience and wherewithal to teach him *quite* a few lessons about how rewarding it is to be used by a girl like me. Maybe I'll ride his cock slowly? Get him begging and pleading for me.

[ ah, so that's what he's so upset about. that makes sense, at least.

if only riddle realized that nanami felt gojo almost as insufferable as he does. ]

Well first of all, I wanted to spare you how obnoxious he can be. You really don't know what you're missing. And second of all, I really would have preferred spending time with you instead. Any day.

I'm sure that you'd absolutely ruin him. But he'd never be able to keep up with you, or satisfy you.

You say that, but the two of you were out quite late. I wouldn't have missed you so much otherwise. No, I simply can't believe you had that miserable a time, or else you wouldn't be friends with him!

I seriously doubt he could, but that won't be an issue in the long term. Unless, of course, you plan on leaving me by my lonesome again tonight? It wouldn't surprise me!

Perhaps instead of trying to train him up, I'll use him to entertain myself instead. I'll tie him down, tease him with my mouth, maybe let him have a taste of my pussy. I'll tell him he's not allowed to come until you return home. I wouldn't mind watching him come undone until he snaps and goes walking into the light.

I'm afraid you just don't understand how pushy he can be. His self-indulgent clinginess makes you look standoffish and reserved in comparison.

I really shouldn't indulge you even discussing things like this. I know you're just trying to make me jealous. As if I'm not already maddeningly possessive about you enough.

[ riddle is starting feel even fussier than before. this plan isn't working at all! riddle doesn't understand it one bit! gojo is nanami's friend, but it sounds like nanami would rather deep-throat a cactus than spend an extended amount of time with him...which pisses riddle off even more because why should his nanami have to waste precious time with someone who isn't him?!

riddle considers that maybe he shouldn't be such a brat about nanami daring to have a social life, but he refuses to get past the unfairness of it all. as always, there will be no peace until he's placated. ]

I won't believe it until I see it for myself. I admire your attempts to save face, but my mind is made up!

Only 'trying'? Am I not doing a thorough enough job? Perhaps I'll send you a little voice message... Since you aren't jealous, listening to me moan another man's name won't matter any to you. If it does, why, I'm sure another night on the town will be enough to help you forget all about it.

[ the little brat makes good on his threat; originally he wanted to send a video, but this stupid beginner's toy is all but useless to someone like riddle. instead, nanami receives a brief voice memo, a series of familiar lurid slurping noises, followed by a slight smack of greedy wet lips as riddle pulls off the dildo. he actually has the nerve to giggle at the end too, his tittering mischievous playful. riddle keeps the fact he had to imagine nanami for a moment in order sound as authentic as possible to himself. ]

Gojo-san...!

[ this is the problem, occasionally, with dating an older man and one with a good deal of emotional control. perhaps to the point of severe emotional rigidity. but he's not going to really worry about that right now, not when it keeps him somewhat in control of his behavior when riddle decides to act up.

though he should also know that's just going to encourage riddle to push more and more.

the audio is a frustrating mix of arousing and irritating, if nothing else. but he refuses to rise to the occasion. if he gives riddle too much of what he's looking for, it's just going to encourage him. ]

First of all, I don't believe that you'd even want him that much. You need a proper man, a grown man, who can take care of you and satisfy you.

But second of all, I can't guarantee you'll get that if you don't start behaving yourself. You might just have to satisfy yourself with plastic in that case, if you enjoy it so much.

[ oddly enough, riddle doesn't see the disparity in their ages to be a problem-- he would go so far as to say it wouldn't matter with anyone, because at the end of the day, he feels damaged to the point where any ordinary person, be they a peer or an elder, would struggle with him tremendously. nanami's dogmatic emotional rigidity and equally intense need for control are more helpful than genuinely distressing, at any rate-- plus, it makes receiving his unexpected tenderness all the more sweet.

not that he's going to be receiving anything of the sort anytime soon. riddle, as always, is a convoluted mix of contradictions, because on one hand he's pleased to have finally gotten under nanami's skin, but on the other...why should he be the one in trouble?! stupid mean nanami is the one who went out cavorting with the world's biggest pain in the ass!

damn... nanami is right. gojo was handsome enough, but riddle only has eyes for one man. that aside, gojo isn't really his type anyway, so wanting him as much as he's playing up really would be impossible. yet another wrench in his plan. riddle opts to simply pretend he didn't read any of that! ]

Why are you getting all cross with me when I didn't do anything?! How am I misbehaving?! Don't be unfair, Daddy. If anyone is misbehaving, it's you. You're the one who left his princess aching and lonely.

Tell you what? If you apologize and promise to never leave my sight again, I'll consider forgiving you. Well? Isn't that sweet of me, Daddy? You're lucky I adore you so much.

[ riddle knows nanami will never promise something he can't honor. it's all part of the game. ]

[ if nothing else, no, riddle probably wouldn't be able to tolerate someone his own age any more than he'd be able to tolerate the real gojo - which would, in all likelihood, be such a tirefire of histrionics that it would probably end in something like a murder-suicide. it's odd that he almost finds that thought comforting.

not really, though. ]

I'm not being unfair in the slightest. You're being fussy over nothing. I would much rather spend my evenings with you, and I would hope you'd know that by now by how many of them I've spent with you.

But I'm not going to promise never to leave your sight again. That's impossible.

[ nope, not going to indulge that, thank you very much. even if he knows this is only going to make things worse. heaven help him. ]

I'm not being fussy! I have every right to be upset! You know how I hate to have my routine disrupted! I wanted to be with you too... I always want my goodbye kisses no matter what! Always remember that. One never knows what could happen...such as Gojo-san ruining our evening!

Daddy, why not? You're going to call me horrible names and tell me I'm misbehaving, knowing fully well why I'm beside myself. Leave me alone too long and I'll go mad without you. It's better for us both if you swear to never leave my side.

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