Teatster Sunday

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

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[redgiant]

I see.

[ Kind of. It's a lot to take in, cursed springs. It's exciting too, though! The world is so big and magical. ]

Well, at least you turn into a human, even if it's a different one.

[ Always look on the bright side. ]

Aaah yeah. That's something that'd surprise a lot of guys.

[curse_of_girl]

Yeah, my dad actually fell into a different spring, so cold water turns him into a Panda.

[It's a little easier to deal with than a panda, Ranma will admit that much easily.]

Not even the surprise? I don't actually tell most people about it at all. A while back, I was in my girl form minding my own business learning how to ice skate. Next thing I know this weirdo picks me up and steals my first kiss!

[redgiant]

A panda... that'd probably be a strength upgrade for some people, but damn they're slow.

[ Most important consideration. ]

No, I mean - a lot of guys don't realize how icky it can feel. I mean, some of them just don't care too.

[ .....not that some women aren't weird at women. Don't let Kuroko meet Ranma. ]

-ah, that said, you should've broken his jaw.

[curse_of_girl]

You would be surprised how fast a martial artist can move as a panda, but yeah you do lost out on some mobility from what I could tell from fighting him in both forms.

[Oh! Ranma nods along to that.]

I had no idea, I didn't hang out with a lot of people, guys or girls, and I was just traveling with my Dad, so I didn't even have my Mom around tellin' me what it was like.

[It sucks, actually. At least with how big creeps guys could be.]

Don't worry, I kicked his ass in an ice-skating martial arts competition and sent him to the hospital.

[redgiant]

I don't doubt it.

[ Ran could make it work, maybe. ]

Learning that perspective, while still being partly a guy... you could maybe talk to other guys about it.

[ Still. ]

Ha! Yeah, that'll do it at least!

[curse_of_girl]

You're probably right, I can make a little bit of a difference anyway.

[Ranma does try, at times, but also they can be a dense idiot.]

Yeah, it wasn't easy. That was his and his partner's home turf, but we pulled through somehow.

[Demonstration's over, what else to talk about?]

Guess I could change back to a girl if you wanna rate me too.

[redgiant]

Beating someone on their home turf is a great rush.

[ Even if she's usually just beating people to a bloody pulp. ]

You want rated?

[curse_of_girl]

Sure, you're pretty cool, so I don't mind. Anything positive would be kind of an ego boost coming from you.

[redgiant]

Heh. Then go ahead.

[ She didn't get a super great look, but knows Ranma's gonna score well. ]

[curse_of_girl]

[One cold bucket of water later, and Ranma's back to being a girl. It probably added to the allure that her shirt was now wet and clinging to her chest.]

So, how do I rate? or do I gotta go topless like your picture?

[redgiant]

[ There she is. He's she again, and Ran doesn't mind that look at all. ]

I think I got a p-pretty good idea.

[ She scratches the back of her head. ]

Eight out of ten.

[curse_of_girl]

You're surprisingly shy for being such an impressive lady.

[Ranma smiles at the rating.]

That's pretty good, I'll take it!

[redgiant]

I can talk about fighting and stuff all day, but sex stuff, uh, gets me... nervous, yeah.

[ Although Kuroko really has upped her resistance. ]

You're real cute though, you deserve it.

[curse_of_girl]

Huh, I used to be the same way too. Got a little better about it after coming here.

[Memespace is a very horny place.]

That does mean you have a hole in your guard, if somebody could fluster you in a fight by being sexual enough.

... Would you maybe want some help getting used to it?

[redgiant]

This is me after getting experience with this total horny freak I'm friends with too.

[ Kuroko would call herself a freak, mind you. ]

I don't actually think it'd work if I'm in fight-mode though.

[curse_of_girl]

Seriously?? Wow, well, guess it's good you made progress.

[Normally Ranma would be worried, but if Ran didn't like this lady, she'd probably be a smear on the pavement.]

Guess you're one of those fighters that totally changes mental states in a fight? Pretty rare, but there goes my excuse for making out with you. So guess I just have to be honest that I want to.

[redgiant]

[ Even Kuroko can't take Ran head-on. ]

Yeah. I'm really glad.

I'm pretty hardcore in a fight sometimes but - aha, that's what you were going for, huh?

Not gonna say no.

[curse_of_girl]

Yeah, thought it might be easier to have an excuse.

[Definitely getting flushed after admitting that.]

Then you're gonna have to sit down or pick me up. Unless you want me to climb you like a tree.

[Ranma's shorter than the average Japanese girl, which would already be positively tiny compared to Ran.]