Teatster Sunday

[cuntryroads]

RATE THAT CHEST MEME

You know the "rate that ass" meme? Well, here's a meme that allows you to rate the opposite! This includes a man's chest, a woman's chest, even a treasure chest if you're really into that sort of thing. Just show it off and give a rating from 0 (the absolute worst!!) to 10 (HELL YEAH) and go from there. Simple as that! And make sure to have fun!

Comments

[redgiant]

[ There she is. He's she again, and Ran doesn't mind that look at all. ]

I think I got a p-pretty good idea.

[ She scratches the back of her head. ]

Eight out of ten.

[curse_of_girl]

You're surprisingly shy for being such an impressive lady.

[Ranma smiles at the rating.]

That's pretty good, I'll take it!

[redgiant]

I can talk about fighting and stuff all day, but sex stuff, uh, gets me... nervous, yeah.

[ Although Kuroko really has upped her resistance. ]

You're real cute though, you deserve it.

[curse_of_girl]

Huh, I used to be the same way too. Got a little better about it after coming here.

[Memespace is a very horny place.]

That does mean you have a hole in your guard, if somebody could fluster you in a fight by being sexual enough.

... Would you maybe want some help getting used to it?

[redgiant]

This is me after getting experience with this total horny freak I'm friends with too.

[ Kuroko would call herself a freak, mind you. ]

I don't actually think it'd work if I'm in fight-mode though.

[curse_of_girl]

Seriously?? Wow, well, guess it's good you made progress.

[Normally Ranma would be worried, but if Ran didn't like this lady, she'd probably be a smear on the pavement.]

Guess you're one of those fighters that totally changes mental states in a fight? Pretty rare, but there goes my excuse for making out with you. So guess I just have to be honest that I want to.

[redgiant]

[ Even Kuroko can't take Ran head-on. ]

Yeah. I'm really glad.

I'm pretty hardcore in a fight sometimes but - aha, that's what you were going for, huh?

Not gonna say no.

[curse_of_girl]

Yeah, thought it might be easier to have an excuse.

[Definitely getting flushed after admitting that.]

Then you're gonna have to sit down or pick me up. Unless you want me to climb you like a tree.

[Ranma's shorter than the average Japanese girl, which would already be positively tiny compared to Ran.]