THE FIGHT MEME

[memehound]

THE (april) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):



1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

4: PRIZEFIGHT
There's an audience to watch and a prize at stake that only one of you can walk away with. Best bring your A-game.

5: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've
just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

6: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

7: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

8: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe
you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really
don't want to be.

9: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

10: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

11: AGAINST THE HORDE
It's you and your ally against many. Demons, zombies, whatever. Rip and tear, until it is done.

12: GODMODE
You and your opponent both have world-breaking superpowers, and frankly everyone would be happier if you weren't fighting. You are, though, and it's awesome, even if there might not be much left when you're done.

13: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.


Original here.

Comments

Yamada 💭 OC - OTA

[changeyourself]

Bio-. A man from a world where once a month, somewhere in the world is struck by a reality-altering event. He has recently joined the organisation that combats paranormal events and supernatural criminals, using his transmogrification powers.

Sparring, team-ups against a big boss, actual battles to the finish, something mission based- it's all good!

Re: Yamada 💭 OC - OTA

[technusrulez]

[Combats paranormal events, eh? How about a ghost to fight?]

[changeyourself]

(( Sounds great! Normally I'd offer to set up a starter, but I will be cheeky and ask if you could- just because Yamada would be reacting to Technus doing the evil schemin' stuff! ))

[technusrulez]

[Just to clarify, your world is basically modern Earth but with weird moon and alien stuff going on? That's what it sounds like from your profile.]

Ukiyo Ace | Kamen Rider Geats

[desashin]

Re: Ukiyo Ace | Kamen Rider Geats

[friendbreaking]

[4 Prizefight, maybe, either a DGP round that's an out-of-rider-suit boxing or MMA match, or Ace doing some influencer boxing as part of his celebrity shenanigans?]

[desashin]

[ They can totally do celebrity promotional event boxing. Come fight Ukiyo Ace for charity! ]

Di Feisheng | Mysterious Lotus Casebook

[mourningwind]

Aunamee | Original Character

[marcato]

[No smut, please! All other options can be worked with.

Aunamee is a sadist and a villain who can (occasionally) read minds and predict the future. Please check out his permissions before tagging.]

Re: Aunamee | Original Character

[friendbreaking]

[4 Prizefight, maybe, possibly some kind of grungy underground fight club where Aunamee has the freedom to be as sadistic and villainous as he wants to be?]

[marcato]

[The air smells like blood, a metallic hum that catches itself in the back of his throat like the beginning of a song. He doesn't like the look of this place -- the grimy floors, the makeshift bleachers made from wooden boxes and crates, the walls that threaten to split open with vermin -- but he likes the blood, and so he stays. He looks out of place in his clean white suit, standing with perfect posture among the crowd.

And then it's his turn. ]

Hello, dear stranger.

[He smiles at his opponent, extending a white-gloved hand for him to shake. ]

What's your name?

6/9? also your call if monster or human

[pawntakesking]

[Strategically speaking, it might be best to try and use the element of surprise. Even now, Aunamee is much more used to direct violence than Regulus - real violence, the kind that doesn't take the form of a spell or a curse or a quiet desouling - and that means that he will always be at a disadvantage in a fair fight.]

[Maybe he could step out of the shadows behind Aunamee, and have him out of the way before the older man even knows what's happening. Maybe, maybe not. It doesn't matter, because that isn't the point.]

[Death is cheap. Regulus wants him to hurt.]

[He does step out of the shadows, but it's in front of Aunamee, not behind him - a few feet ahead, with his arms crossed and his face stony.]

I suppose it's been a while, hasn't it?

[marcato]

[This is a world between worlds. Isn't it? Aunamee is wearing a white suit and his broken glass helm, and underneath it, he can feel that his bones are as pristine as ever. And yet something is wrong in the way that dreams are sometimes wrong, like everything in the world is tilted at a dutch angle. He stares at Regulus for a long time, as though pulling apart his face to identify the raw meat underneath. It has been a long time. But why? ]

Regulus.

[There's no "dear." He has long lost the "dear" for this boy, sarcastic or otherwise. ]

You look as miserable as ever.

Shinobu Jacobs | No More Heroes 3

[rippedoff]

[She's a former assassin prizefighter of sorts to a now... part-timer assassin, so she's good for most of these options. Not to mention she's huge on talking shit, so there's that too. I'll pass on the smut here, but otherwise I'm down to discuss other options.]

Lee Hwisung / King of the Octagon

[octagon_king]

[MMA fighter by trade, so prizefight is likely. And a jerk, so grudge match is likely too.]

Bethan Costigan | OC | info and CWs in journal

[nogodsnoheroes]

[[TL;DR - government experimentation on her as a child left her with unnatural resilience/quick healing, severe PTSD, and a tendency to self-destruction and blind violence. She will absolutely start a fight with anyone, given half a chance.]]

[[No smut, fights to the death are unlikely (her "no killing" morality is shaky and somewhat delusional, but it is a line she tries not to cross). Happy to nerf her powers so she's at normal human levels, or alternatively scale them up a bit for superhero type settings (by which standards her powers are kinda weak - she still feels pain like normal and can be incapacitated, it's just Difficult).]]

Archie Andrews -- Riverdale

[ginger_paladin]

[Archie's a boxer for a while (and very briefly a wrestler), so prizefight is a good one for him.]

Percy De Rolo | Critical Role | ota

[baron_badass]

[A gunslinger and former warlock is always down for a fight.]

Re: Percy De Rolo | Critical Role | ota

[sprigrendel]

[Prizefight, maybe, for some kind of seedy adventurer's tavern fight club fistfight?]

Re: Percy De Rolo | Critical Role | ota

[baron_badass]

[Percy throw up a starter!]

Illario Dellamorte/ Dragon Age: The Veilguard

[the_other_dellamorte]

[  info in journal :3 ] 

Re: Illario Dellamorte/ Dragon Age: The Veilguard

[sprigrendel]

[Prizefight prompt, perhaps, for some kind of seedy underbelly fight club?]

[the_other_dellamorte]

[  works for me! ] 

The Sparring match

[smartass_captain]

[From Here!, apologies I didn't see your edit with the link here the first time.]


Now that doesn't seem very fair.

[Jim's sulking, just a little. He's not Offended exactly that Illario wants to give him a handicap, but well. Admitting that half of the point of the fantasy was hitting that synchronicity with the other rogue sounds naive and rose-colored glasses even to Jim's ears.]

Take one, at least.

[the_other_dellamorte]

[Illario seems that downturn in Jim's expression and lifts his fingers to stroke the other man's jaw.]

I can't deny you anything, bello. Alright, one knife. But if I end up with both...

[That said, he'll lead them outside, to the paved area and there, pulls back out the knife he'd toyed with before.]

Until someone yields? I'd rather not go to first blood.