texts from last night

[oneholysock]

☛ is there any point in linking to this anymore? ☚

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Rocket (Humanoid!AU) | MCU

[ceptme]

1. you want scraped off the floor or is that just kinda where you live now?
2. i only got a little bit shot
   you don't gotta make a whole thing about it
3. nah it's fine
   it's a pants-optional kinda ship
4. if you want good advice maybe try asking literally anyone else
5. look
   either it can wait til tomorrow or I'm dealin with it drunk
   there ain't a third option here
6. when in the time we've known each other have I ever given you the impression that I give a shit about my dignity?
7. [wildcard/CYOA]

1 bc it's an excuse to use my best icon

[smartass_captain]

can you judge me quieter pls

excellent icon 10/10

[ceptme]

nope
pretty sure i can't actually

i take Any excuse to bust that bad boy out

[smartass_captain]

You can laugh in literally any other room...

[ceptme]

but here's where the entertainment is

[smartass_captain]

Listen it's. I told you I couldn't drink any more. Dying fucked me up man.