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the twitter meme.

THE TWITTER MEME.

1. do not leave your top-level blank - include one or more in-character tweets. others respond.
2. if their canon lacks twitter, consider it multiversal twitter, anachronistic social media, texts, etc.
3. find tweets here, here, here, or wherever you damn well please.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

THERAPIST: Your problem is, that you’re perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree.

Pretty sure your therapist is lying to you.

Don't be silly, I never lie to myself.

Oh that explains so very much.

When you have as much life experience as I do you can’t just go around taking the advice of a stranger! Better to work with someone who really knows you!

Or is willing to ignore the problems staring them right in the face.

[ Kun, bitter? Absolutely not. ]

[ alternatively. ]

Edited 2024-09-19 03:47 (UTC)

[ alternatively. ]

I for one thought it was hilarious.

[ alternatively. ]

Luckily for me I can keep my excellent sense of balance because I have you around to say stuff like this every chance you get.

You need some of those old people hand rail thingies.

Therapist: you’re an adult – don’t let anyone ruin your life and peace. You can do that shit on your own.
Me: I agree.

~~It's tumblr but shhh~~

Is flabbragasted like getting flabby from eating to much

[ he's trying. ]

No, my dear Lyca-kun! It means, 'to be surprised or astonished!'

As in...'When Subaru-kun told us about your existence, I was simply flabbergasted that the Academy would do that to you!'

Like so. Does that clarify the definition?

Edited (Phone tagging sux augh) 2024-09-19 12:39 (UTC)

Yes got it
I was flabbergasted too

[ when he starts using this word casually now ough... he loves to learn new vocabulary. ]

I'm used to it now their just like that
Why can't you say the word in front of hoes though they've never spoken

[ rui's garden hoes... yeah. ]

Wonderful usage, Lyca-kun! You're an adept with words!

[They'll deal with malapropisms later! That's a complexity that should be done in person!

(Zenji you are a text-only pal for Lyca please stop being so fucking stupid.)]

And you're quite right about hoes! I fear...

I fear that in this context, it might be slang, shortening a derogatory term for women. It's generally used without any real spite or malice these days, but I simply cannot bring myself to use such language all the same! And I would advise you to do the same, lest you offend our dear Inspector or any other lily blooming on campus!

~~~~! ⭐💞

[well well well, if it isn't the dad who won't step up!!]

Glad you approve at least! Gotta say, this single mother gig's rough, but it's worth it, huh?

[And of course, Peekaboo adds in a few approving boos of his own. Gotta support his favourite MILF.] And it'd be tonnes harder without you guys around, gyahaha! Dunno where I'd be without you, Towa.

[ He does his best! Is he more or less trouble than Ren, though, who can say.

To show his absolute support of mama haru, though he reaches out to pat the top of his head with a hum. ]

[More trouble, but also more help? It balances out!

Towa also just gets a fuckload of lenience because he is the other apple of Haru's eye, which is why he is Allowed A Headpat. (Or is it because he's the other apple of Peekaboo's eye, and therefore doesn't get his hand bitten off? We do not know.)]

If you're gonna pat anywhere, you should go patting my bum instead! Aaaah...Whatever, it's the thought that counts! I'll even consider it a birthday gift, since I'm in a good mood today!

[But only if he gets one more. Which means that Haru bumps against Towa's hand with the most fakeass frown on his face. Pay up, brother.]

[ Even peekaboo must not want a sudden thunderstorm that would've happened with any biting. Generally, Towa does get along with peekaboo, though. ]

~~~!

[ He smiles brightly at the way the other bumps against his hand but he changes tact and reaches to pat the other's butt. ]