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khaleesock ([personal profile] khaleesock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2024-09-18 08:35 pm

the twitter meme.

THE TWITTER MEME.



1. do not leave your top-level blank - include one or more in-character tweets. others respond.
2. if their canon lacks twitter, consider it multiversal twitter, anachronistic social media, texts, etc.
3. find tweets here, here, here, or wherever you damn well please.
forrestertailor: Illustration of a black vampire with an impressive black and white tinged beard. He is calm and very handsome with bright yellow eyes. (Default)

Luka -OC- OtA, sorry to be redundant but it’s too perfect rn

[personal profile] forrestertailor 2024-09-19 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
THERAPIST: Your problem is, that you’re perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree.
negativechill: beyond: gaze (Default)

james t kirk. star trek aos.

[personal profile] negativechill 2024-09-19 03:43 am (UTC)(link)


[ alternatively. ]
Edited 2024-09-19 03:47 (UTC)
kludging: (Default)

montgomery "scotty" scott. star trek aos.

[personal profile] kludging 2024-09-19 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
trashtalking: (Default)

leonard "bones" mccoy. star trek aos.

[personal profile] trashtalking 2024-09-19 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
kusuriuris: (I am TRYING to help you)

couldn't resist

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2024-09-19 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure your therapist is lying to you.
emersongirl: (pic#17411450)

Nancy Wheeler | Stranger Things | ota

[personal profile] emersongirl 2024-09-19 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Therapist: you’re an adult – don’t let anyone ruin your life and peace. You can do that shit on your own.
Me: I agree.
heshande: (🌺 089)

Li Lonnie | Descendants

[personal profile] heshande 2024-09-19 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's tumblr but shhh

eboys: (Default)

izaya orihara / drrr

[personal profile] eboys 2024-09-19 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
fatalism: (If I'm crazy I'm on my own)

fyodor dostoevsky / bsd

[personal profile] fatalism 2024-09-19 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
pilfeline: (4.)

[personal profile] pilfeline 2024-09-19 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily for me I can keep my excellent sense of balance because I have you around to say stuff like this every chance you get.
pilfeline: (10.)

[personal profile] pilfeline 2024-09-19 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I for one thought it was hilarious.
hauntingtune: (so you don't know of my feelings)

zenji kotodama | tokyo debunker | ota

[personal profile] hauntingtune 2024-09-19 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
2birds1stoner: (pic#16938394)

fleki | dungeon meshi

[personal profile] 2birds1stoner 2024-09-19 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
bahnti: (i don't wanna do my laundry)

haru sagara | tokyo debunker

[personal profile] bahnti 2024-09-19 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
farmanimals: (smile)

[personal profile] farmanimals 2024-09-19 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
You need some of those old people hand rail thingies.
skelters: (brokiloen) (pic#16338353)

vash | trigun stampede | ota

[personal profile] skelters 2024-09-19 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
originbullets: thingamajig; (I am the days seen through;)

kiritsugu emiya ( fate/zero )

[personal profile] originbullets 2024-09-19 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
gnarls: (pic#17315259)

[personal profile] gnarls 2024-09-19 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Is flabbragasted like getting flabby from eating to much

[ he's trying. ]
pilfeline: (Default)

Selina Kyle | DC

[personal profile] pilfeline 2024-09-19 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
hauntingtune: (nor even their colour)

[personal profile] hauntingtune 2024-09-19 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No, my dear Lyca-kun! It means, 'to be surprised or astonished!'

As in...'When Subaru-kun told us about your existence, I was simply flabbergasted that the Academy would do that to you!'

Like so. Does that clarify the definition?
Edited (Phone tagging sux augh) 2024-09-19 12:39 (UTC)
forrestertailor: Illustration of a black vampire with an impressive black and white tinged beard. He is calm and very handsome with bright yellow eyes. (Default)

You're so valid, and yet all his posts /are/ good...

[personal profile] forrestertailor 2024-09-19 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly, I never lie to myself.
nofutzinway: (Default)

kate bishop | mcu | ota

[personal profile] nofutzinway 2024-09-19 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
gnarls: (pic#17315358)

[personal profile] gnarls 2024-09-19 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes got it
I was flabbergasted too


[ when he starts using this word casually now ough... he loves to learn new vocabulary. ]

I'm used to it now their just like that
Why can't you say the word in front of hoes though they've never spoken


[ rui's garden hoes... yeah. ]
soft_shelled: (017)

Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

[personal profile] soft_shelled 2024-09-19 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
farcry: (29)

visited enough

[personal profile] farcry 2024-09-19 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That's cold. And here I was going to drop by with treats for your street cats.
pilfeline: (10.)

[personal profile] pilfeline 2024-09-19 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You can say you're visiting them and not me.
springremedy: (Default)

haruhi iyasu | original

[personal profile] springremedy 2024-09-19 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
farcry: (111)

[personal profile] farcry 2024-09-19 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, well, could you ask them if they're available tonight, and if they'd mind terribly if you're around too?
pilfeline: (4.)

[personal profile] pilfeline 2024-09-19 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
They are available, and after a heated debate followed by a vote, it was decided that it's okay if I stick around.
bubblewand: (Default)

[personal profile] bubblewand 2024-09-19 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
~~~~! ⭐💞
lunarbase: (9)

Luther Hargreeves | The Umbrella Academy

[personal profile] lunarbase 2024-09-19 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
hauntingtune: (holding a lemon to my heart)

[personal profile] hauntingtune 2024-09-20 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Wonderful usage, Lyca-kun! You're an adept with words!

[They'll deal with malapropisms later! That's a complexity that should be done in person!

(Zenji you are a text-only pal for Lyca please stop being so fucking stupid.)
]

And you're quite right about hoes! I fear...

I fear that in this context, it might be slang, shortening a derogatory term for women. It's generally used without any real spite or malice these days, but I simply cannot bring myself to use such language all the same! And I would advise you to do the same, lest you offend our dear Inspector or any other lily blooming on campus!
bahnti: (don't wanna fix my life)

[personal profile] bahnti 2024-09-20 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[well well well, if it isn't the dad who won't step up!!]

Glad you approve at least! Gotta say, this single mother gig's rough, but it's worth it, huh?

[And of course, Peekaboo adds in a few approving boos of his own. Gotta support his favourite MILF.] And it'd be tonnes harder without you guys around, gyahaha! Dunno where I'd be without you, Towa.
bubblewand: (pic#17415346)

[personal profile] bubblewand 2024-09-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ He does his best! Is he more or less trouble than Ren, though, who can say.

To show his absolute support of mama haru, though he reaches out to pat the top of his head with a hum. ]
bahnti: (i'd rather talk DIY with your dad)

[personal profile] bahnti 2024-09-20 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[More trouble, but also more help? It balances out!

Towa also just gets a fuckload of lenience because he is the other apple of Haru's eye, which is why he is Allowed A Headpat. (Or is it because he's the other apple of Peekaboo's eye, and therefore doesn't get his hand bitten off? We do not know.)
]

If you're gonna pat anywhere, you should go patting my bum instead! Aaaah...Whatever, it's the thought that counts! I'll even consider it a birthday gift, since I'm in a good mood today!

[But only if he gets one more. Which means that Haru bumps against Towa's hand with the most fakeass frown on his face. Pay up, brother.]
kusuriuris: (Default)

It drives Kun up the wall no doubt.

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2024-09-20 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that explains so very much.
kusuriuris: (Definitely Not Suspicious)

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2024-09-20 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Miss Iyasu should I be worried?
forrestertailor: Illustration of a black vampire with an impressive black and white tinged beard. He is calm and very handsome with bright yellow eyes. (Default)

lol!!

[personal profile] forrestertailor 2024-09-20 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
When you have as much life experience as I do you can’t just go around taking the advice of a stranger! Better to work with someone who really knows you!
springremedy: (017.)

[personal profile] springremedy 2024-09-20 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Worried? Not at all!! If anything, I think “appreciative” lands a little closer to the mark.
kusuriuris: (Default)

Re: lol!!

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2024-09-20 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Or is willing to ignore the problems staring them right in the face.

[ Kun, bitter? Absolutely not. ]
kusuriuris: (Plotting)

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2024-09-20 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then, thank you. Would you like to get ramen sometime?
springremedy: (085.)

[personal profile] springremedy 2024-09-21 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely! Have a place in mind?
kusuriuris: (Sippy Sippy)

[personal profile] kusuriuris 2024-09-22 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there's this place I keep passing in Ebisu that smells really good, I wanna try the food there.
springremedy: (067.)

[personal profile] springremedy 2024-09-23 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, that's super close by. Any chance you're hungry now? 'Cause I'm starving. Send the address and I'll be there in an hour!
bubblewand: (pic#17415328)

[personal profile] bubblewand 2024-09-25 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Even peekaboo must not want a sudden thunderstorm that would've happened with any biting. Generally, Towa does get along with peekaboo, though. ]

~~~!

[ He smiles brightly at the way the other bumps against his hand but he changes tact and reaches to pat the other's butt. ]