sexty

[pancaked]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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steve rogers | mcu | m/f

[deeprooted]

[protectoroftheskies]

This is a courtesy text: you left your shirt here but it’s mine now.

[deeprooted]

Somehow, I didn't think I'd be getting that back.
You probably look better in it than me.

[protectoroftheskies]

[She’ll send him a picture of her wearing it. It certainly covers everything important…but also makes it clear that it’s the only thing she’s wearing.]

You tell me.

[deeprooted]

Definitely better on you.
Your legs are much better than mine.

[protectoroftheskies]

With all the running you do? I’m not sure I have the better legs.

[deeprooted]

Oh, I'm confident. Your hips, too. You have me beaten there.

[protectoroftheskies]

Not to make this point again, but your ass is definitely better than mine.

[deeprooted]

Well, see, now we're going to have to argue.
Because I've seen your ass, a lot, in a lot of ways.
And it is perfect.

[protectoroftheskies]

I will argue you about this. I have spent a lot of time admiring yours, Rogers. And it isn't just fantastic to look at, but just so perfectly squeezable.

[deeprooted]

See, but I could say the same thing about you. It fits so perfectly in my hand, too.

[protectoroftheskies]

Your hands are really, really nice. Perfectly-sized for my second place ass. And they're really good at gripping my hips just right.

[deeprooted]

First place ass.
Gold medal.
Just like the rest of you.

[even_their_voice]

Ever had sex in a quinjet before, Captain?

[deeprooted]

You know, it hasn't come up yet.

[even_their_voice]

It hasn’t for me, either.

Luckily, I’ve commandeered one.

[deeprooted]

I probably don't want to ask how you did that, do I?

[even_their_voice]

Legally and ethically, no.

Helipad 2. Pack a bag.

[deeprooted]

I thought not. You're going to be the death of me.

But I suppose I can't complain about the results.

[even_their_voice]

Damn good way to die, you know.

You know I’ll make it worth it.

[deeprooted]

It certainly beats being stuck in ice.

You're a lot more comfortable than that.

[even_their_voice]

I’ll keep you nice and warm. I promise.

[deeprooted]

You always do. It doesn't get any better than you.

[even_their_voice]

Sweet talker.

You’ve been thinking about me, haven’t you?

[deeprooted]

You're often on my mind. I think you know that.