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Well, if it helps, just about anything you do for me is wonderful.

Seeing as it's you.

[Steve is incredibly skilled at making her heart go pitter patter.]

What are you doing right now? Can you play hooky?

Nothing I enjoy as much as you. So I might be able to slip away.

Are you still not wearing pants?

I am currently not wearing pants.

I was going to put some on and take you to an art museum...but I could just as easily not do that and get back in bed.

See, that does sound like a fun and romantic time.

But I do also love it when you're not wearing pants.

So it's a dilemma.

Or.

And stay with me here.

You slip away and take advantage of the pantless situation. Then we go to an art museum. Then maybe some dinner? Then we revisit the pantless situation again.

You do make a very compelling argument.

My only concern is that once we start addressing the pantsless situation, it may take a while to stop.

Which is not so much a problem, really.

Mmm, that’s just a risk we’re going to have to be willing to take.

Worst case scenario, I take you to an art museum another day.

I think I can live with that.

Besides, you know I don't mind taking risks on occasion for the right reason.

That’s true. It’s one of the many things I like about you.

A pantless situation is most certainly for the right reason.

Oh, I'd absolutely agree. A lonely, pantsless Carol Danvers in particular is practically a national emergency.

It is. Though thankfully a national emergency that you are uniquely qualified to handle.

And one of the most enjoyable ones to take care of, by far.

What a mutually beneficial situation.

So you're on your way? I won't have to do the hard, awful work of finding pants?

No, don't worry, I won't condemn you to the horror that is pants. I should be there soon.

My hero. My knight in shining armor. My captain with the perfect ass.

[She'll send a picture of encouragement: her on the bed, shirt pulled just so to cover anything too salacious—just in case he hasn't fully made it away from people yet.]

Don't feel like you have to butter me up too much, Danvers. I'm already going to give you everything I can.

Steve, I moved on from buttering up weeks ago. Now it's just facts from someone who likes you a lot.

I still think you have a bit of a talent for exaggeration. But if you insist.

It's not exaggeration when I say that nobody has ever made me feel as good as you do.

And I want to keep you feeling that good. Or better. You deserve it.

I have no doubt that you will.

And you deserve it, too, Steve.

Well, you certainly make me feel that way. And like I'm getting everything I could want and more.

Oh, Steve. That makes me really happy. I had no idea you were such a romantic when I was ogling your biceps. I really lucked out here.

Oh, I don't know, I think I'm the lucky one here. You're pretty magnificent.

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