reversesock ([personal profile] reversesock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2024-08-19 01:53 pm

Clean up

The Personal Hygiene Meme



Personal hygiene is just that - personal. By the time we've come to a point in our lives where we notice that the concept exists and we should be prudent about it, we can take care of ourselves. There are also many practical reasons why we don't involve other people in this process. We're not too keen on showing off parts to be cleaned that are private in most contexts, and there's definitely an ingrained aversion to showing so much soft, fleshy skin. Hot water or a sharp razor could spell dangerous with a capital D should they come into the hands of someone with a vendetta against you. No need to be extra vulnerable.

So, if you're involving another person in your cleansing routines, it must be someone you trust. Not only that, but it's most likely someone you're comfortable with and likely at least somewhat open to being intimate with. You may not be dropping all your clothing in front of them, but it's still you opening yourself up to touching and closeness unparalleled in more "usual" moments.

Established and burgeoning couples (or not-so-couples) can bond through this showing of care and good faith. Will you like being pampered and find the attention endearing? Or will things go terribly, terribly wrong?

...you never should have let them near that shaving cream.

  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Smut is not required. Mention if you want/don't want it.
  • Reply to others and use the RNG.


  1. Comfort: You've decided to pitch in a helping hand to get your partner to unwind, and warm water or suds may do the trick.
  2. Romantic: The sole purpose of this endeavor is to set a lovey-dovey mood. No shame here!
  3. It Started Out Platonic...: What a good pal you are, volunteering to give your friend a good scrub. Of course, you didn't count on the cute way she squirms as you scrub her back or how he blushes when you shampoo his scalp.
  4. No Choice: Currently, you're unable to clean yourself up. That means that you need assistance, and it might as well be the person you lov- tolerate the most.
  5. Open: You have trust issues. Actually, you have backlogs of trust issues. Still, you want to show the person you love that you're willing and trying to change for them, and what better way than letting down your walls and having the assist in your grooming?
  6. Shave: Whether it's your face, your legs, or...your other places you've decided to shave, there's a certain intimacy involved in letting your lover do it for you. Let's hope they won't leave you looking like you got into a battle with a book with the paper cuts to prove it.
  7. Reluctant: They want to get you clean. You don't want to show off your body at all. It's injured, it looks weird, what if they don't like it...
  8. Forced: You love them, you really do, but you won't kiss them if they continue to look like an unwashed hobo clown. You have to draw the line somewhere, and if they won't take action, you will.
  9. Beat Up: You've been trampled in a fight. Your partner isn't about to let you wallow around in your own mud and blood.
  10. Hair: Some find that there's nothing quite as soothing as getting their hair washed or brushed. Of course, those with more luxurious locks may find any hair care a burden, so the assistance is appreciated.
  11. Make Up: They think you're beautiful already. See how they'll paint you up when they get
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navia ( genshin impact )

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topaz ( honkai: star rail )

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nicole demara ( zenless zone zero )

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phantom ghoul | ghost

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[ Fair warning that he's not human under the costume. ]
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swiss ghoul | ghost

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[ Second verse, etc. ]
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Urahara Kisuke | Bleach

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[6/8. He doesn't want to do anymore than the bare minimum and would have to be bullied into it.]
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6 it is

[personal profile] ninanna 2024-08-20 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
You know, [the goddess begins as she floats in close.]

These are getting a bit long.

[Her hand reaches out, and she curls a finger under his chin. Ishtar presses upward hoping to tilt his face upward so he'll have to peer around his nose at her. The stubble, soon-to-be-actual-beard, pricks at her skin. Unpleasant, but not enough to make her recoil. Has he been letting himself go on purpose, or has he simply been obsessively working again?

The thought Ishtar frown.]


If you won't take care of them I will. It's too hot out for them to get any longer.

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Jaskier | The Witcher

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Hal | The King | OTA

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[ m/m for anything shippy, info here ]
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Dougal | Father Ted | OTA

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arcade gannon | fallout: new vegas | ota

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[ m/m 25+ for shipping/smut. crosscanon, assumed cr & au welcome ]
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Claire Bennet ∞ Heroes ∞ OTA

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(crosscanon, assumed CR, and AU settings encouraged.)
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Zelanes Recoty |D&D 5E Homebrew

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[VERY clean - but dear gods that 5 o'clock shadow needs to go.]
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Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd | Fire Emblem: Three Houses | M/F

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connor | d:bh | platonic!cr is my jam so allow me to /nudge you in that general direction :)

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But androids don't -- [Shut up and get in the bathroom, Connor.]
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becca nova ♠ original ♠ ota

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(AUs, assumed CR, all that is good.)
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yuri himemiya • prince of stride

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[ he has expertise in haircare, skincare, nailcare, and post-fight aftercare ]
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Mix of 2, 6, & 10

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The realities of the Alliance and the war didn't exactly lend themselves well to quality time together- if Aden wasn't off on some mission somewhere, then Theron was. And when they had downtime they were often putting out fires on the home field or putting up with someone or other having some sort of need to keep either his attention or Theron's. Even so, there were times when a moment could be stolen- even if it was stolen at bath time rather than slipping off somewhere more romantic.

Aden couldn't deny that he was tired, but sitting curled up against Theron in a hot bath was soothing a part of him more in need of rest than his physical body. Soothing his mood, his mental state.

He hummed as he brought his hands up to trail along Theron's jaw, feeling the scratch of his stubble against his fingertips, "Been a few days since you've had the time to shave, I see."

His fingers trailed up further to the human's cheekbone and up to the cybernetic implant. A few bruises around it told a tale that Theron had had a rough last couple of days too, "Guessing you haven't calibrated your implant in a bit either. I'm doing that for you before we go to bed tonight."

The bruising wasn't worrisome, but Aden would still feel better knowing that nothing had been knocked loose so to speak. He trusted Theron to maintain it himself- after all, the implant had been part of him since long before Aden had come into his life. But he was still going to fuss. Especially since Theron was one of the two people in the entire galaxy that Aden cared to fuss about.

"How is it that whenever we find time for each other you always have some new mysterious bruises, hm?"

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STEVE HARRINGTON ⟳ STRANGER THINGS.

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homelander ★ THE BOYS.

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[ having to do homelander's hair was not in her job description - at least, she had thought it wouldn't be. she expected to be getting his coffee, working out his media schedule, sending his tweets at the right time, putting up with his moods™ not applying bleach to his hair.

but apparently either he or sage had fired his stylist so that's exactly what she's doing. they're in his penthouse, he's in a chair in front of the tv watching some stupid cameron coleman bit (which makes sam want to hurl things at the screen, how did anyone take that man seriously), painting bleach onto the roots of his hair.
]

If you don't stop moving this is going to take forever.

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CHO SANG-WOO — SQUID GAME.

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sugawara koushi | haikyuu

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((equally happy to pamper or be pampered))
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Donatello - Rise of the TMNT - OTA

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[6 and 10 are kind of a no go with him on the receiving end of it, but big for 5 and 7. Since he has his soft shell he's protective of.]

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