[ having to do homelander's hair was not in her job description - at least, she had thought it wouldn't be. she expected to be getting his coffee, working out his media schedule, sending his tweets at the right time, putting up with his moods™ not applying bleach to his hair.
but apparently either he or sage had fired his stylist so that's exactly what she's doing. they're in his penthouse, he's in a chair in front of the tv watching some stupid cameron coleman bit (which makes sam want to hurl things at the screen, how did anyone take that man seriously), painting bleach onto the roots of his hair. ]
If you don't stop moving this is going to take forever.
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but apparently either he or sage had fired his stylist so that's exactly what she's doing. they're in his penthouse, he's in a chair in front of the tv watching some stupid cameron coleman bit (which makes sam want to hurl things at the screen, how did anyone take that man seriously), painting bleach onto the roots of his hair. ]
If you don't stop moving this is going to take forever.