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[wotcher]

☛ you know what to do! ☚

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[meltinglight]

is the plant okay?

[ptoma]

funeral's this tuesday. it served its purpose.

[meltinglight]

Alas, poor Yorick... Maybe if we bury the plant in nutrient-rich soil it will have a miracle resurrection?

[ptoma]

i mean you're more than welcome to scrape what's left off the ground but after the clown car ran over it, i think your efforts will be quite futile

[meltinglight]

Why do clowns get their own car? You never hear about zombie or Frankenstein cars, y'know?

Anyway, I think it's worth a shot! Plants can have tough roots. What would happen if I grafted it to you? Undead cursed plant?

[ptoma]

harder to get a license

the fucking thing's already dead and shoving it in a corpse isn't going to do anything but make my insides look a wee bit fresher

[meltinglight]

That gives me a thought; have you never had a license? Your birthday wouldn't be unknown if you had one.

Maybe a sprig of mint would lift your mood?

[ptoma]

nope

and nope

you are 0 for 2 babydoll

[meltinglight]

My score might be 0 but as long as you call me babydoll I'm still winning!

If you've never had a license, I could take you for a leisurely drive? A scenic sunset route? With your favourite songs on the radio?

[ptoma]

pretty sure you'd get pulled over for driving with a dead body

respectfully, fuck no

i don't do cars

[meltinglight]

My windows are tinted so that's unlikely. Or we could use the private track and push past the speed limit. But you sound even more adamant than usual so I guess that's a wash regardless! Why don't you like cars?

[ptoma]

i have a hard time sitting down

and an even harder time getting back up

[meltinglight]

You've reached a new tier of crumbly old man. Do I need to buy you hemorrhoid cream?

[ptoma]

has more to do with being a rusting old corpse than it does arthritic joints a la aging gracefully but make one more quip like that and you'll be downgraded from babydoll to whippersnapper

[meltinglight]

Nooo! I don't want to be downgraded! Forgive my comedic sins...!

Anyway, what's really important is that we can still hold hands in the Haunted House even if we skip the rollercoaster ride.