TFLN

[wotcher]

☛ you know what to do! ☚

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[soft_shelled]

Coming from you, yes it is ridiculous.

[neverdisappointed]

It'd be a just as ridiculous coming from anybody, since you can't change that about yourself anymore than I can change how I was born.

[soft_shelled]

You'd be surprised what you can do with the right tech. I did make my brothers smarter once, after all.

[neverdisappointed]

Please don't come at me with a shrink ray, is all I'm saying.

[soft_shelled]

I can't promise I won't. I am a horrible liar after all.

[neverdisappointed]

If I'm that intimidating, I can promise to stay sitting on the floor whenever we're in the same room together.

[soft_shelled]

You're not intimidating, you're just too tall. Totally different things!

[neverdisappointed]

Mm. And what's wrong with a tall woman?

[soft_shelled]

I have to look up all the time with Raph, maybe I'd like to not have to do that with everyone else too.

[neverdisappointed]

Like I said, I could sit on the floor. Or just keep all our interactions strictly limited to text or some other format where you won't have to look up at me.

[soft_shelled]

And I'm saying both of those are dumb solutions.

I'll just wear lifts when I'm around you.

[Yes, he will purposefully wear shoes to be taller.]

[neverdisappointed]

Or we can compromise and both spend most of our time together sitting down. You shouldn't have to get special equipment just to walk next to me.

[soft_shelled]

But... I like clothes, so it's not anything too special.

[neverdisappointed]

I won't stop you. I'm just saying, the height thing doesn't bother me. But if it bugs you, do what you think you need to do.

[soft_shelled]

Good, because I will. Do that.

[neverdisappointed]

Does that mean you'll delete the t-rex emoji, or are you keeping it on to remind you to wear your tallest shoes when we hang out?

[soft_shelled]

🦖🦖🦖

I'm keeping it, because it's kind of cute.

[neverdisappointed]

Not sure how that would remind you of me, but okay, sure. Weirdo.

[soft_shelled]

Because you're cute, duh. I thought I made that obvious.

[neverdisappointed]

You did. And I don't wholly agree. That was why I called you a weirdo.

But thanks. You're cute, too.

[soft_shelled]

Now who's the weirdo here? Calling me cute of all things.

[neverdisappointed]

I never denied being a weirdo. I revel in it, in fact.

Either way, I still think you're cute. I can come up with other adjectives, if that doesn't stroke your ego.

[soft_shelled]

It's not my ego that is bothered by it.

I don't like being lied to.

[He knows he's not attractive or cute by humans standards, MJ.]

[neverdisappointed]

... what

You think I'm lying to you?

Holy shit, Donnie

Why would I do that??

[Well, so much for being playful (but genuine!) with someone who gets her.]

[soft_shelled]

Well you did mention my ego, that's one reason, MJ.

I am well aware I do not, and never will, fit within any human standards for beauty or cuteness.