You're willfully clueless about who wants to bang you. Or who you want to bang.
You're well aware I don't want you, though, so that's good.
That's not offensive, that's just facts. We're not trying to do anything with each other and it's chill. You're the chillest guy I know because there's no pressure. You talk about Probably An Okay Size Fetch but not like... you want me to take an interest? It's just because sometimes your mouth moves before your thoughts can filter themselves.
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It might be why? I'm not trying to do anything with you. (Please don't take that the wrong way, contrary to popular belief I value my life.)
I really should stop talking about my dick.
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You're well aware I don't want you, though, so that's good.
That's not offensive, that's just facts. We're not trying to do anything with each other and it's chill. You're the chillest guy I know because there's no pressure. You talk about Probably An Okay Size Fetch but not like... you want me to take an interest? It's just because sometimes your mouth moves before your thoughts can filter themselves.
No. Please feel free. I don't mind.