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[wotcher]

☛ you know what to do! ☚

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[pilfeline]

You're too sweet for your own good.

The usual. Lots of climbing and running.

[ And stealing. ]

[infinite1ups]

Most of the time! I prefer being sweet, it's easier.

Climbing and running. I bet you'd be good at one of those obstacle courses.

[pilfeline]

Is it? Not sure I get it.

Yeah, it's not a party night. And you're right, I am pretty good at those.

[infinite1ups]

Maybe it's just easier for me? I'm not always the most intimidating.

I could be convinced to venture out next time there's a party night.

[pilfeline]

Oh, honey, we can work on that.

I like the sound of that. Let someone else be the designated driver for a change.

[infinite1ups]

I'm pretty out of practice at being a bitch. A tragedy.

Unfortunately I won't be drunk but I will be letting people catch Ubers instead of Claire's taxi service.

[pilfeline]

It is. I bet you'd find it freeing.

Don't have to get drunk to have a good time.

[infinite1ups]

I used to! Then I got all soft.

I have managed to have plenty of fun sober. And I get to remember it!

[pilfeline]

Got sick of pushing people away?

Yeah, I try not to get that drunk even when I do drink. Bit too risky even for me.

[infinite1ups]

Yeah, and I stopped running into so many creeps and bad guys. Finally.

Alcohol doesn't do anything for me. I used to cheat at drinking contests. Probably where a good chunk of those creeps came from.

[pilfeline]

Not sure that's an option in Gotham.

Cute little woman like you? Yeah that's catnip for creeps.

[infinite1ups]

I guess I really haven't gotten out much since I got here.

Hopefully I'm catnip for really cool and pretty people too.

[pilfeline]

It's a rough city, but you might get lucky.

You wouldn't be talking about me now, would you?

[infinite1ups]

I can handle myself okay if I run into any unsavory characters. Or I can run faster.

You do happen to be really cool and pretty, actually.

[pilfeline]

Not doubting you, just giving you a heads up.

Thank you, you're quite pretty yourself, honey.

[infinite1ups]

Not sure what I'm more flustered about, you not doubting me or you calling me pretty and honey.

[pilfeline]

This probably won't help but: You're also adorable.

[infinite1ups]

That does not help? But I'm not complaining. You're gorgeous.

This could turn into just trading compliments if we're not careful.

[pilfeline]

I do enjoy getting compliments, but I'm not just complimenting you, I'm flirting. Just so we're clear.

[infinite1ups]

I hoped you might be.

It's working, for what it's worth.

[pilfeline]

Since I'm kind of into you it's worth quite a bit.

[infinite1ups]

I'm kind of into you too.

Suddenly struck with the thought that my flirting seemingly hasn't evolved much since high school. How is this working?

[pilfeline]

Doesn't always have to be super smooth to work. I don't exactly feel like I'm bringing my A-game here either.

[infinite1ups]

That's fair. I think you're doing great tho. I might be biased.

[pilfeline]

Maybe a bit, but I'm not complaining.

So how about a date sometime?