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[wotcher]

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Comments

B: ALL HAIL QUEEN BECCA

[clairebearn]

Oh my god Becca. You just became the adult. How does it feel?! What are you gonna do next?!?!?!

[cafeultra]

I wouldn't go that far. The other day I texted Soph in a panic cuz I melted things on my stove.

But I can apparently use the microwave! I just can't put a fork in it again.

Do the three of us together make one functional adult?!

[clairebearn]

That's why I never use the stove. Can't melt anything if you never turn the melter on.

Also don't out Styrofoam in there. Learned that the hard way.

three raccoons in a trench coat

[cafeultra]

I thought I could make fancy ramen! They make it look so easy on the youtubes. :(

More like 3 posums in a hoodie

[clairebearn]

Never believe them when they say it's easy! The food YouTubes lie.

Imean i guess it's easy if you're not half feral and have a properly stocked kitchen. But that's not me.

This is why God invented Uber.

A possum, a raccoon, and a badger walk into a bar...

[cafeultra]

My kitchen is where I keep the coffee stuff. Food just also happens to be there sometimes.

Am I feral? I think I'm feral.

Re: A possum, a raccoon, and a badger walk into a bar...

[clairebearn]

You're friends with me so...I think so? Sorry

I don't have non feral friends. I can't function with the normals

[cafeultra]

The normals are my least favorite customers. I'm so glad my shop attracts the ferals and weirdos.

And that trend seems to be continuing with friends, now that I have some.