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diana prince | dceu

[monomachy]

1. I was petting a fox and taking shots of vodka. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.

2. That's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence.

3. Do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying, "I love you bro. So much," then passing back out?

4. We didn't even throw knives this time! It was just the carrot peeler.

5. New Orleans is fucking wild. These two guys just performed dueling banjos, except they were actually fighting with the banjos.

6. text her!

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[infinite1ups]

A fox?! I'm so jealous but also happy for you. :')

[monomachy]

Honestly, it was downright magical. I felt like a character in one of those old cartoon movies.

[infinite1ups]

That is actually a Disney princess moment! Minus the vodka, probably.

[monomachy]

I think the vodka is what kept it magical.

[infinite1ups]

Yeah I can kinda get that. I probably would've wept or tried to steal the fox. Or both.

2

[counterstep]

I mean


how else would you describe it?

( looks into the camera. )

[monomachy]

Probably with "fuck up." Shenanigans downplays it, I fear.

[counterstep]

but shenanigans are kinda bullshit too, right?? so I feel like it's still
kind of true

[monomachy]

Shenanigans implies a sort of whimsy. I would not call this whimsical.

5.

[overtakes]

It’s New Orleans, if that’s the worst thing you’ve seen then you aren’t doing it right. Luckily for you, I’ve got some free time and just so happen to be an expert on it.

Meet me at the French Quarter at, oh, we’ll say 6 and call it a date. My treat.

I can’t even play the banjo. We weren’t fighting, that’s our love language.

[monomachy]

I didn't know there was a wrong way to see a city. How fortunate I am to have an expert on this one at my disposal. I'll see you at six.

I'm told it's an incredibly difficult instrument to master, but that must just be for musical purposes, not blunt force trauma.

[overtakes]

Tourism. Pick up any guide book, they’ll steer you towards the scenic route and rob you blind when you get there. Not going into the underbelly of the city is like going to Paris just for the croissants.

They’re good, don’t get me wrong, but a woman like you deserves to see it all.

Musically? A 2. As a weapon? I’d give it five stars on Yelp.

[monomachy]

To be fair, Parisian croissants are worth the trip alone if you get them from the right place. But I understand what you mean. I place my sightseeing at your mercy.

A ringing endorsement. I'll keep it in mind the next time I need to improvise a weapon.

3.

[pilfeline]

No but that does sound like something I would do.

Is this an "I'm sorry" situation or are we good?

[monomachy]

It was sweet. We're good.

Feeling alright?

[pilfeline]

I'm glad.

Head is killing me but I probably deserve it. You didn't have to stay there with my head in your lap. You could have just put me somewhere.

I appreciate it though.

[monomachy]

I would never let you face such peril alone.

Besides, you get snuggly when you're drunk.

4

[geezer_mode]

[+ advance apologies for his inevitable bad behaviour. 😭]

Good.

I'm tired of having to chase you people down to get my damn knives back.

[monomachy]

[lmao no i love it]

You should get better at hiding them if you don't want to share.

[geezer_mode]

Apparently I do. I do NOT want to have to replace them.

Especially since they're my best antique set.

[monomachy]

They're meant to be used. Keeping them in a case is a waste.

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[deadthenred]

They never let me pet them
Especially after vodka

[monomachy]

Maybe you aren't giving off the right Disney princess vibe.

[deadthenred]

Yeah, I need more vodka for that