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Kenny McCormick | South Park [Aged Up AU]

[evendeathmaydie]

1 - I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I had priorities.
2 - For the low, low price of shutting the fuck up, you can avoid getting punched in the throat!
3 - At this point, I would not mind being hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this night over with faster.
4 - Yeah, I realize it was a bad idea, thanks. Figured that out when I broke my collarbone
5 - woke up naked, spooning with a wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
6 - eric called me a sewer rat, so i stole his shoes and threw them in the sewer

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[holdshisown]

I might have considered taking this offer if it wasn't for the fact that you are far too short to even reach my throat. So I think I'll pass.

[evendeathmaydie]

If you think I'm too proud to stand on something to get the job done, your dead wrong

[holdshisown]

And why should I stay in one place as you climb whatever box or chair you were planning to use to reach me?

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[ingestion]

you know, you could have just asked me for pizza. no need to trade.

[evendeathmaydie]

heh, sorry, guess i'm just used to needing some kind of trade. good to know for the future though!