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rogue (x-men '97)

[southernchere]

a. I told that fella I wanted whiskey twice, and he kept givin me moonshine. If that boy had an idea, it'd die of loneliness.

b. Now Sugar, I was kind enough to loan ya my car to carry it to the store, but NOT carry it around town. If you ain't back in 30 minutes, I'm gonna jerk you bald!!

c. Nothin much, Sugar. This night's slower than a herd of turtles. Is this your way of wantin to be my entertainment tonight?

d. I... I don't know if I oughta go out tonight. I feel like I've done got chewed up and spit out....

e. That boy across from me is gussied up pretty nice. Even I would let him butter my biscuits.

f. [text her] // for shipping m/f and 21+

e

[bornkryptonian]

Is it usual on Earth for potential partners to add butter to your biscuits as part of courtship?

[southernchere]

It's a figure of speech, Hon. I'm sayin he's dressed up so nice, I'll even let him court me. Even tho I dont know a dang thing about him.

d

[combfooted]

Yeah, that fight was a real humdinger, wasn't it?
You doing alright?

[southernchere]

I'm breathing. So that's something.

[combfooted]

Breathing isn't always much, you know.

[southernchere]

It ain't. But what about you, friendly neighbor? You still trucking along?

[combfooted]

Still standing, yeah.
I was thinking of having a night in as well. There's this television program that -

Nah, it's silly, nevermind.

[southernchere]

Aw, come on. Tell me about it.

[combfooted]

Well -
Alright.

It's called Star Trek. It's about this spaceship that goes around exploring other planets.

[southernchere]

Oh, the name sounds familiar. Haven't seen it myself. Is it your favorite?

[combfooted]

Yeah, it's like nothing else I've seen. There's a new episode on later.

[southernchere]

Are you looking for company, Sugar? Or are you thinkin about inviting the boys?

[combfooted]

Aww, my boys don't watch this stuff.

[ anna marie, please. peter parker doesn't have friends. ]

If you want to come over, sure. There's no pressure. I could make some dinner.

[southernchere]

Now you've just done said the magic words.

[combfooted]

Well, maybe pick up dinner.

d.

[broke_harlem]

Personally, I'm a very big fan of staying in regardless of circumstances. But do you have a hangover, or something else?

[southernchere]

If wrestling a robot like it was a gator count as a hangover, then Honey, you right on the money.

c

[anormalman]

Well, I don't know if I'm that entertaining, but we can still talk if you want.

It's a slow night for me, too. I stopped a car accident earlier, but nothing much has happened since then.

[southernchere]

Looks like pretty boy can kick up his feet, must be nice, right?

[anormalman]

Yeah. I mean, it's nice to know that the city's safe, at least for the time being.

There's always something, though. [Like a cat up a tree. He's dealt with a lot of those.]

[southernchere]

Humans are a lot clumsier than us. But we have our share too.

[anormalman]

We sure do. I still tend to break things sometimes if I'm not paying enough attention.