I’d say find a new bar and change your name but you’re going viral on YouTube right now.
They’re hanging over the bar under a sign that says property of the space cadet. I tried to tell them you weren’t an idiot, but the bartender said she’d give me her number if I forked over the pants. It was a no brainer.
Look on the bright side, you don’t have any pants but you do have a date with her next week. You’re welcome.
its in their dna
They’re hanging over the bar under a sign that says property of the space cadet. I tried to tell them you weren’t an idiot, but the bartender said she’d give me her number if I forked over the pants. It was a no brainer.
Look on the bright side, you don’t have any pants but you do have a date with her next week. You’re welcome.
Oh. And I might have told her you owned a yacht.