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texts from last night

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[captain_bitterness]

If it didn't I would worry about you, Miss Cunningham.

[bubblegumheart]

Why do you even have that picture?

[captain_bitterness]

Oh I don't.
But I could take it for you really easily. He's sitting across the room from me.

[bubblegumheart]

Oh my god. Where are you?

[captain_bitterness]

I'm at a billionaire's cocktail party.

[bubblegumheart]

Amazing.

You know what? Hand it over. I'll save it for people who annoy me. :)

[captain_bitterness]

How very diabolical of you.
I like it.

[A moment later she gets a text photo of a man sitting naked on a grand looking leather chair, a parrot indeed perched on his erect penis.]

[bubblegumheart]

I have my moments. And wow, I regret having to see that with my own eyes.

[captain_bitterness]

I think the weirdest part about it is how calm he looks.

[bubblegumheart]

That is pretty weird.

[captain_bitterness]

Either he's lost all feeling in his dick or he does this so often it doesn't register as painful anymore.

[bubblegumheart]

You should ask him!

[captain_bitterness]

I don't think so, I wouldn't want him to take that as an indication I'm interested in his dick.

[bubblegumheart]

I'm sure he's heard weirder questions!

[captain_bitterness]

As have I, but again. I don't want to open that type of invitation.

[bubblegumheart]

You know what, that's probably fair.