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[excarnate]

I followed your instructions.

[ he didn't put the tomato sauce on the steak.




he put the steak on the tomato sauce. ]

[flavourtown]

You most certainly did not. You smothered the poor thing in its sleep.

Do I have to make you sit through a crash course in acceptable culinary practices? Again?

[excarnate]

Every day with you seems like a crash course in acceptable culinary practices.

[flavourtown]

I'm not rigorous enough, evidently :/

This will have to be rectified. Expect your lessons to begin tomorrow.

[excarnate]

Or you could just cook for me.

[flavourtown]

I do that already.

No, you will learn acceptable culinary practices even if I have to tie you to the chair.

[excarnate]

Three dishes per week. Then I'll save the steak.

[ persuasively, a new image file -- featuring the exact same ribbon of steak, now three-quarters drowned. ]

[flavourtown]

Alright! Okay! I give in! Just stop torturing my eyeballs with those horrid visions D:

[excarnate]

Done.

Remember: three dishes without spice. Every week.