1. Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
2. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
3. Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. And by that, I mean scientific action. Go on, ask me about my readings.
4. I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
5. Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case… Do you know him?
6. I tried...failed.. Now I’m naked on the futon because clothes are hard.
Well, thank you for mentioning it, but it's not a big deal. Bit awkward to sit down at my desk today but it's not like anyone here is looking at my ass.
Yeah! So the last time I used this bad boy, I was looking for some frequency anomalies in New Mexico - where Thor landed. I picked up some remnants of his arrival from the bifrost and the hammer. By studying that, I might be able to predict the arrival of other Asgardians. THEN. Then I can compare these readings to the residue reading in New York from the Chitauri attack and see if the frequencies are similar.
I did understand that on a conceptual level, but can you do it as metaphor anyway, like a cool TV scientist? I've just always wanted a cool scientist to explain something to me as a metaphor.
Now that you mention it, no, never seen any of his.
I was thinking more like one of those moments in movies and stuff, where the secret to victory is actually science. But the action guy doesn't get it. ""I need to realign the quantum entanglement matrix to stabilize the tachyon flux before the zero-point energy field collapses into a singularity!" And the non-science people are like 'uuuuh' so they go 'if I don't tune the guitar right, the string will snap, and we're the string!"
Ohhhhhh I hear you. And that's too bad about Bill Nye, he's awesome.
Okay, lemme try this.
The frequencies can create a door to another universe, and it's out job to make sure that door stays closed, so we need to measure the wind that might blow it open.
No, no, don't be so hard on yourself. That was great for a first try. I bet if the world was relying on you to explain complicated interdimensional signal frequency, we’d get it.
I'm not saying I want it to happen but it does, I want to be in the room.
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1. Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
2. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
3. Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. And by that, I mean scientific action. Go on, ask me about my readings.
4. I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
5. Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case… Do you know him?
6. I tried...failed.. Now I’m naked on the futon because clothes are hard.
7. Bring your own text!
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I did understand that on a conceptual level, but can you do it as metaphor anyway, like a cool TV scientist? I've just always wanted a cool scientist to explain something to me as a metaphor.
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I was thinking more like one of those moments in movies and stuff, where the secret to victory is actually science. But the action guy doesn't get it. ""I need to realign the quantum entanglement matrix to stabilize the tachyon flux before the zero-point energy field collapses into a singularity!" And the non-science people are like 'uuuuh' so they go 'if I don't tune the guitar right, the string will snap, and we're the string!"
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Okay, lemme try this.
The frequencies can create a door to another universe, and it's out job to make sure that door stays closed, so we need to measure the wind that might blow it open.
Well. That was terrible. I'm sorry to disappoint!
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I'm not saying I want it to happen but it does, I want to be in the room.
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What's the briefcase for?
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