Is that in inches or centimeters?

[liltuna]

 

what are they packing meme 🍆 A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend.  The eggplant. No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. We all know that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead. How to Play — Leave a top-level comment with your character. — Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours. — Be bad.

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[zipit_thanos]

Eh. Is it though?

[ Wade sounds skeptical, and also like he's found a bone he won't be putting down anytime soon. Wolverine's bone. ]

I don't know why you're trying to deny it. I've seen you naked. [ Half naked. ] I mean, come the fuck on — you're such a show-off!

[worstwolverine]

You caught a glance during a delicate situation I had no control over. How come your uniform didn't break?

[zipit_thanos]

Oh, you mean budget for a full prosthesis and makeup team and 12 hours in the chair just for my moment of full frontal nudity? Nnnno, thank you. Hard pass. Had plenty enough of me to go around in the first installment. Besides, we both know how much fanservice is fucking carrying this entire franchise.

But god, what a broment! You and me, hand in hand, our bond the bridge that saved the fucking world! Just thinking about it makes my dick vibrate!

[worstwolverine]

If you dick vibrates you might have mistaken it for a prosthesis.

Yeah, yeah we saved the world. Felt good to do something right in the end.

[zipit_thanos]

I'm told I have practically 12 varying speed and intensity settings. [ Don't look now, he's reaching out to try to wet willie your ear, Logan. ] Play your cards right and you might find out.

[ Snort laugh. ]

Right? [ He sobers a little. Reliving the moment, but this time not only the ones that make his pants feel tight. Some part of him knew that a redemption story would feel good but he didn't expect it to feel quite so habit-forming. ] Yeah, it did feel good.

[worstwolverine]

[How badly do you need that arm Wade? Because Logan is going to swipe at it to avoid that "wet willie".]

Let's hope things doesn't go to shit any time soon.

[zipit_thanos]

Ow! No scratchy! [ Logan plays a masterful game of keep-away with those wild steak knives and Wade doesn't feel like rearing a new hand from stump birth. ] Dunno about that, sounds like things have gone tits up for the TVA.

We should totes do a team-up again! Oooh, this time with Venom! I think he's in Spidey's area now!

[ He slowly cranes his head around to look at Logan, the whites of his mask widening. Speechless, but we all know that's not going to be for long. ]

[worstwolverine]

I wouldn't mind teaming up with you again, too much.

[zipit_thanos]

Can you imagine?!

[ Peeling his hands away from his mask, he props up his chin on his fists, grinning wide enough for the mask to shift. ]

I can! Hijinks, explosive action scenes, frenemies to lovers, Spider-man... Tom fucking Hardy!

[ Cue a wistful sigh as he stares off dreamily. He kicks his feet. Like a fucking kid. ]

Man, I can't remember the last time I looked forward to something!

[worstwolverine]

Uh huh, and probably with thousands of lives at stake and a pile of bodies to walk through. [Logan, always the optimist]

[zipit_thanos]

[ Slowly creaks around to face him again. ]

...And you expected it to be what, exactly? Showtunes? A sunny lil number on the stage? First off, Disney is never approving a musical — secondly, we're like the premiere anti-heroes in this franchise, pull yourself together!

[worstwolverine]

You're talking out of your ass again.

[zipit_thanos]

Not nearly as much as I'd like to talk into yours — oopsie!

[ He covers his mouth, or where it likely is under the mask. ]

[worstwolverine]

...

I'm done here.

[zipit_thanos]

Wait, wait, wait, wait... wait a second!

[ He's just reaching out to try to snag his arm, shoulder, anything really. ]

I just did something I never thought I'd get to do. I talk a lot of shit about never meeting your heroes, about team-ups I prayed would happen. It took so much to get where I'm at now.

[ Wade sounds unexpectedly vulnerable. ]

I'm not a fan of shouldering that alone right now, you dig?

[worstwolverine]

[He stops and looks at Wade for several minutes.]

Fine. I'll stay, as long as you don't say stupid shit.

[zipit_thanos]

I'm pretty sure saying stupid shit is in my contract and you know how litigious the mouse gets!

[ And because Logan made the mistake of coming back, he's just going to sidle up and try linking arms together. ]

Come on, big guy! I'm sure we can find a watering hole at this hour — wanna wet your whistle?

[worstwolverine]

I'm always up for drinking.

[zipit_thanos]

No getting too sloppy, though — I don't need you getting all handsy with those meaty paws of yours.

[ Says the guy leading him away, arm in arm. ]

[worstwolverine]

Don't think I will.

[zipit_thanos]

Never say never!

[ Keep dreamin', Wade. ]