bakerstreet | Is that in inches or centimeters?

Is that in inches or centimeters?

what are they packing meme 🍆

A meme so basic, it hardly needs a clever introduction. We're talking about equipment. Tools. The hammer. The salami. The little friend. The eggplant.

No eggplant? No problem. BDE takes many forms—no dick necessary. We all know that heavy are the hips that bear the strap. So, you know, we can pontificate about that size of that instead.

How to Play
— Leave a top-level comment with your character.
— Reply to others and guess their size. Guesses can be in inches, hand gestures, references to fruit/vegetables... The floor is yours.
— Be bad.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[How badly do you need that arm Wade? Because Logan is going to swipe at it to avoid that "wet willie".]

Let's hope things doesn't go to shit any time soon.

Ow! No scratchy! [ Logan plays a masterful game of keep-away with those wild steak knives and Wade doesn't feel like rearing a new hand from stump birth. ] Dunno about that, sounds like things have gone tits up for the TVA.

We should totes do a team-up again! Oooh, this time with Venom! I think he's in Spidey's area now!

[ He slowly cranes his head around to look at Logan, the whites of his mask widening. Speechless, but we all know that's not going to be for long. ]

I wouldn't mind teaming up with you again, too much.

Can you imagine?!

[ Peeling his hands away from his mask, he props up his chin on his fists, grinning wide enough for the mask to shift. ]

I can! Hijinks, explosive action scenes, frenemies to lovers, Spider-man... Tom fucking Hardy!

[ Cue a wistful sigh as he stares off dreamily. He kicks his feet. Like a fucking kid. ]

Man, I can't remember the last time I looked forward to something!

Uh huh, and probably with thousands of lives at stake and a pile of bodies to walk through. [Logan, always the optimist]

[ Slowly creaks around to face him again. ]

...And you expected it to be what, exactly? Showtunes? A sunny lil number on the stage? First off, Disney is never approving a musical — secondly, we're like the premiere anti-heroes in this franchise, pull yourself together!

You're talking out of your ass again.

Not nearly as much as I'd like to talk into yours — oopsie!

[ He covers his mouth, or where it likely is under the mask. ]

...

I'm done here.

Wait, wait, wait, wait... wait a second!

[ He's just reaching out to try to snag his arm, shoulder, anything really. ]

I just did something I never thought I'd get to do. I talk a lot of shit about never meeting your heroes, about team-ups I prayed would happen. It took so much to get where I'm at now.

[ Wade sounds unexpectedly vulnerable. ]

I'm not a fan of shouldering that alone right now, you dig?

[He stops and looks at Wade for several minutes.]

Fine. I'll stay, as long as you don't say stupid shit.

I'm pretty sure saying stupid shit is in my contract and you know how litigious the mouse gets!

[ And because Logan made the mistake of coming back, he's just going to sidle up and try linking arms together. ]

Come on, big guy! I'm sure we can find a watering hole at this hour — wanna wet your whistle?