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a. I think he thinks that I don’t notice when things go missing, but it’s getting out of hand now. A shirt I can explain but my toothbrush? Really?
b. I know I’m a fugitive but do you think you can hold off bringing me in for execution for now and instead come meet me at the bar. I need a responsible adult. Possibly also an irresponsible adult.
c. She’s been knitting hats for the curses. I don’t know how to tell her to stop. But it’s giving me indigestion and they look stupid when I’m trying to be imposing.
d. If you send me one more nude while I’m in the middle of this meeting I’m going to kill everyone here and then myself.
misfires + crosscanon welcome / choose your own / will link replies from other post here!
b. I know I’m a fugitive but do you think you can hold off bringing me in for execution for now and instead come meet me at the bar. I need a responsible adult. Possibly also an irresponsible adult.
c. She’s been knitting hats for the curses. I don’t know how to tell her to stop. But it’s giving me indigestion and they look stupid when I’m trying to be imposing.
d. If you send me one more nude while I’m in the middle of this meeting I’m going to kill everyone here and then myself.
misfires + crosscanon welcome / choose your own / will link replies from other post here!
1) No, you may not borrow Masamune for a champagne bottle-opening trick.
2) I am currently at the grocery store contemplating what makes us human.
3) Consider it positive reinforcement. I'm training you to be a good boy.
4) May this text find you before I do.
5) Making cat noises will not solve this issue, I'm afraid.
6) Genesis made you punch yourself in the face last night, and I would like to apologize on his behalf.
7) ( text him! misfires and assumed cr are very welcome. )
2) I am currently at the grocery store contemplating what makes us human.
3) Consider it positive reinforcement. I'm training you to be a good boy.
4) May this text find you before I do.
5) Making cat noises will not solve this issue, I'm afraid.
6) Genesis made you punch yourself in the face last night, and I would like to apologize on his behalf.
7) ( text him! misfires and assumed cr are very welcome. )
sdlfnf TYVM likewise this thread really has me like god i wish they had 1 scene together in CC
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officejob
- 2024-06-22 19:59 (UTC) - Expandwhat lovely timing, i had literally just opened this up to tag!
silent_sacrifice
- 2024-06-22 17:12 (UTC) - Expanda. unit’s casual friday turned into margarita friday which turned into hr monday but let me tell you, kate’s got some moves! i’m impressed. a little scared. but mostly impressed.
b. i think she was a little put off by the beautician. in my defence i didn’t think the having a snail body would play into it. and yeah, it was a little weird having someone slime all over ur face but #selfcare #beautyispain??.
c. the villain of the week did not like me spontaneously breaking into song but me and rubes literally just watched the barbie movie and he was being such a ken about it.
d. people really need to stop having buttons with ‘do not touch’ written above them, because i just gotta. see button, push button, boom.
misfires + crosscanon welcome / choose your own + mark for spoilers / will link replies from other post here!
b. i think she was a little put off by the beautician. in my defence i didn’t think the having a snail body would play into it. and yeah, it was a little weird having someone slime all over ur face but #selfcare #beautyispain??.
c. the villain of the week did not like me spontaneously breaking into song but me and rubes literally just watched the barbie movie and he was being such a ken about it.
d. people really need to stop having buttons with ‘do not touch’ written above them, because i just gotta. see button, push button, boom.
misfires + crosscanon welcome / choose your own + mark for spoilers / will link replies from other post here!
continued / ok just texting this one real quick so i can move it but the next absolutely action
a TERRIBLE one quite frankly.
what flavours do u have? i'm coming anyway but a man's gotta know if he's getting peanut butter chocolate or just plain old vanilla?
a TERRIBLE one quite frankly.
what flavours do u have? i'm coming anyway but a man's gotta know if he's getting peanut butter chocolate or just plain old vanilla?
1: video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
2: My life is just a trash fire now
3: Their pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
4: two words...techno handjob
5: text him?
[Open to new or continuing threads.]
2: My life is just a trash fire now
3: Their pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
4: two words...techno handjob
5: text him?
[Open to new or continuing threads.]
Edited 2024-06-22 19:23 (UTC)
a. Actually, I’m mad at you because you ignored me in my dream, which is a valid and totally rational way of being. I won’t be told otherwise.
b. He thought I was looking at his wife and tried to pick a fight with me. Apparently almost falling on the floor with laughter is not the way to deny things and now he and his friends are waiting for me outside. One of them has the tiniest little knife! I’m very excited to see what happens next.
c. You’re asking me to do things I’m too pretty to do. Find another minion.
d. Compliment me.
misfires + crosscanon welcome / choose your own
a. it’s part of the brainwashed assassin’s club group bonding. we get real drunk off of counterfeit vodka and do really bad impressions of our old handler’s. it’s fun, in a really, really sad fucking way.
b. y’know i’m kind of surprised he didn’t build a metal schlong into the suit. if there’s anyone who’d take unsolicited dick pics to the next level it would absolutely be him, right?
c. my mouth feels like ten thousand caterpillars came to die in it and my arm has silly string gummed up in the plates. wtf happened last night?
d. we are not spending your birthday inciting riots, we left that shit in the forties. i’ll allow a politically poignant cake tho.
misfires + crosscanon welcome / choose your own / will link replies from other post here!
b. y’know i’m kind of surprised he didn’t build a metal schlong into the suit. if there’s anyone who’d take unsolicited dick pics to the next level it would absolutely be him, right?
c. my mouth feels like ten thousand caterpillars came to die in it and my arm has silly string gummed up in the plates. wtf happened last night?
d. we are not spending your birthday inciting riots, we left that shit in the forties. i’ll allow a politically poignant cake tho.
misfires + crosscanon welcome / choose your own / will link replies from other post here!
continued
The faces a man makes when his brain gets put in a blender should not be held against him. But I'll allow it only because I wanna see you do it.
At least I don't think this one is evil. A mean-spirited beast, but not evil.
The faces a man makes when his brain gets put in a blender should not be held against him. But I'll allow it only because I wanna see you do it.
At least I don't think this one is evil. A mean-spirited beast, but not evil.
hurrah!! might be slow for a bit but i want more of this for sure
kalashnikov
- 2024-06-22 19:24 (UTC) - Expandnp at all! ty for letting me know, i love an excuse to write exposition
unraisehell
- 2024-06-24 02:08 (UTC) - Expandit is a very fun lil gem of a show that sadly only got four seasons, but has a movie on the way
unraisehell
- 2024-06-25 19:53 (UTC) - Expand1. I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
2. Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
3. I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
4. ( text her~? )
2. Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
3. I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
4. ( text her~? )
1. I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks.
2. Your voicemail was too dramatic for me to call back, so texting you here to make sure you're ok.
3. So did you mean it when you said I could reach out any time?
4. This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos.
5. I woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
6. She told me to use "feeling words" so I kindly told her to fuck off.
7. On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be?
8. or text him! open to new texts!
2. Your voicemail was too dramatic for me to call back, so texting you here to make sure you're ok.
3. So did you mean it when you said I could reach out any time?
4. This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos.
5. I woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
6. She told me to use "feeling words" so I kindly told her to fuck off.
7. On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be?
8. or text him! open to new texts!
(from here)
[He's not convinced.]
Okay, but.
I should probably put up some posters, right? In case anyone's missing her?
[He's not convinced.]
Okay, but.
I should probably put up some posters, right? In case anyone's missing her?
1. Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
2. My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfortable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
3. He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
4. You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
2. My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfortable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
3. He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
4. You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Brief bio- A shapeshifting warrior poet alien, who splits his time between superheroics and many human lives, as he tries to find his place on Earth. Feel free to direct tags to a particular secret identity.
1. There is an intergalactic bounty hunter here for you.
2. I was one of the people you met today. Care to hazard a guess as to which one?
3. Today is a Martian holiday. I would like to celebrate with you.
4. I'm proud of your growth. But please find easier ways to achieve it.
5. Excuse me, I'm trying to meditate. Please stop having such loud thoughts.
6. The club beckons.
7. Text him or a secret identity
1. There is an intergalactic bounty hunter here for you.
2. I was one of the people you met today. Care to hazard a guess as to which one?
3. Today is a Martian holiday. I would like to celebrate with you.
4. I'm proud of your growth. But please find easier ways to achieve it.
5. Excuse me, I'm trying to meditate. Please stop having such loud thoughts.
6. The club beckons.
7. Text him or a secret identity
1: Hiiiiiiiii [A lopsided selfie is sent, where Inko is giving a flushed, happy smile. She's clearly very drunk.]
2: You left a USB drive on my desk. Do you want it back?
3: [There is no message. Just a photo of a kitten sleeping on her couch.]
4: Goodness; I love my son, but with all the gifts he sends me, my house is starting to look like a bigger All Might shrine than his room when he still lived here.
5: Text her!
2: You left a USB drive on my desk. Do you want it back?
3: [There is no message. Just a photo of a kitten sleeping on her couch.]
4: Goodness; I love my son, but with all the gifts he sends me, my house is starting to look like a bigger All Might shrine than his room when he still lived here.
5: Text her!
Edited (WHY DID I WRITE IZUKU GO HOME MUN YOU'RE DRUNK) 2024-06-22 18:00 (UTC)
Hi to you too.
What's going on? Besides too much alcohol.
What's going on? Besides too much alcohol.
1. My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
2.Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
2. She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
3. The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
4. A nap. You broke your hand napping
5. [or text him. ]
2.Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
2. She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
3. The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
4. A nap. You broke your hand napping
5. [or text him. ]
look if you want a beej there are way better ways to phrase it
1. You really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
2. Irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar
3. I'll be there in 5 minutes. If I'm not read this again
4. I need advice on ways to nicely say “fuck you on your way to hell”
5. Text him
2. Irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar
3. I'll be there in 5 minutes. If I'm not read this again
4. I need advice on ways to nicely say “fuck you on your way to hell”
5. Text him
1: apparently I passed my English final. I don't even remember taking it.
2: I love high school girls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
3: Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Haruhi.
4: video games are the ultimate cock blocker
5: I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
6: text him?
[Open to new or continuing threads too.]
2: I love high school girls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
3: Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Haruhi.
4: video games are the ultimate cock blocker
5: I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
6: text him?
[Open to new or continuing threads too.]
1. cant believe you wouldnt fight me in the alley last night. here i thought we were friends
2. sorry im late i woke up and realized i came home without one of my shoes again. you got any extras?
3. NO MORE FREE EATS YOURE CUT OFF YOU HEAR ME
4. im not wingmanning for you anymore. even i know a lost cause when i see one
5. [ wildcard! choose your own, misfires, crosscanon, cross medium, assumed cr! continuing and new lfg ]
2. sorry im late i woke up and realized i came home without one of my shoes again. you got any extras?
3. NO MORE FREE EATS YOURE CUT OFF YOU HEAR ME
4. im not wingmanning for you anymore. even i know a lost cause when i see one
5. [ wildcard! choose your own, misfires, crosscanon, cross medium, assumed cr! continuing and new lfg ]
[ continued from here! ]
yeah well im in the human world now and we all just gotta deal with it alright
look
i just need my human customers to want to come by and actually pay me for food
i wont even make you sit next to em
so can you just dial back the murdery vibes a LITTLE
yeah well im in the human world now and we all just gotta deal with it alright
look
i just need my human customers to want to come by and actually pay me for food
i wont even make you sit next to em
so can you just dial back the murdery vibes a LITTLE
1. He saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and I told him how much I love meat, then we started making out.
2. Everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and I will serve you nachos.
3. Sitting on the counter and listening to music is seriously underrated.
4. Just threw my shoe into the ocean. Can you go get it for me?
5. There's a turtle crawling by me. a) Should I catch it? b) If yes, what should I name it?
6. Text him!
2. Everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and I will serve you nachos.
3. Sitting on the counter and listening to music is seriously underrated.
4. Just threw my shoe into the ocean. Can you go get it for me?
5. There's a turtle crawling by me. a) Should I catch it? b) If yes, what should I name it?
6. Text him!
Where exactly would you keep a turtle? Especially with Luffy around.
i. Baijiu is such a love hate relationship.
ii. Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
iii. It's official. Every person I've slept with has been to jail.
iv. I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
iv. I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
v. Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
vi. Text him! OTA, misfires & assumed CR welcome.
ii. Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
iii. It's official. Every person I've slept with has been to jail.
iv. I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
iv. I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
v. Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
vi. Text him! OTA, misfires & assumed CR welcome.
1. No, I can't register him as an emotional support griffin.
2. I really have to stress that being a god doesn't actually give me any power in this matter. The mice have already added it to the liturgy.
3. I'm OK with them assuming I'm in some kind of crime ring. It makes so much more sense than the truth that it actually works as cover.
2. I really have to stress that being a god doesn't actually give me any power in this matter. The mice have already added it to the liturgy.
3. I'm OK with them assuming I'm in some kind of crime ring. It makes so much more sense than the truth that it actually works as cover.
Edited 2024-06-22 20:41 (UTC)
I mean, in a way it's just like a very large cat, right? Okay, not really, but you know the lease states all pets have to be registered.
1.) Ended up at a western bar and almost got a dart in the eye.
2.) Thinking and hoping that ice cream is the answer to my problems.
3.) I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
4.) But going overboard is basically 75% of my personality.
5.) Text him or ask for a riddle
2.) Thinking and hoping that ice cream is the answer to my problems.
3.) I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
4.) But going overboard is basically 75% of my personality.
5.) Text him or ask for a riddle
((Continued from here))
Not really, I enjoyed figuring out things but the work environment was pretty toxic.
Oh. Phew. Good.
No, my parents moved away when I went to college.
Not really, I enjoyed figuring out things but the work environment was pretty toxic.
Oh. Phew. Good.
No, my parents moved away when I went to college.
1. He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel. Please just fucking kill me now.
2. Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole age gap a bigger deal...?
3. congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
4. Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe.
5. the last thing i remember is you screaming “lets hunt humans”.
6. I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping.
7. Text her! Misfires very welcomed!
2. Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole age gap a bigger deal...?
3. congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
4. Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe.
5. the last thing i remember is you screaming “lets hunt humans”.
6. I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping.
7. Text her! Misfires very welcomed!
[ooc: Picking it up from here!]
I mean,I've had this discussion with my mom and thousand times and we sort of had this agreement. She's covered my back with a ton of things and all she wanted in exchange was for me to have this one stable thing, you know?
[Something she's not excited in the slightest about.]
Good, because these things are better when they happen naturally. And there's nothing wrong with having a thousand exes or none.
[Though, she suspects he is well aware of this.]
But what if I want to surprise you?
I mean,I've had this discussion with my mom and thousand times and we sort of had this agreement. She's covered my back with a ton of things and all she wanted in exchange was for me to have this one stable thing, you know?
[Something she's not excited in the slightest about.]
Good, because these things are better when they happen naturally. And there's nothing wrong with having a thousand exes or none.
[Though, she suspects he is well aware of this.]
But what if I want to surprise you?
Edited 2024-06-22 21:51 (UTC)
1. i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
2. You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
3. I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
4. The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
5. Meow
6. Pick your own text!
2. You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
3. I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
4. The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
5. Meow
6. Pick your own text!
i. He called the drink "The Annexation of Ala Mhigo". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
ii. I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
iii. this is an emotional support booty call
iv. I want to fling myself into the sun
v. Text him!
ii. I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
iii. this is an emotional support booty call
iv. I want to fling myself into the sun
v. Text him!
1. So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
2. Going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isn't related to produce and/or other food stuffs. Especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign.
3. There is a French fry attached to my handlebars and a note that says "eat me yum yum". Can you explain this?
4. I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship.
5. He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
( or choose your own! misfires/cross-canon/etc. all loved. )
2. Going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isn't related to produce and/or other food stuffs. Especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign.
3. There is a French fry attached to my handlebars and a note that says "eat me yum yum". Can you explain this?
4. I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship.
5. He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
( or choose your own! misfires/cross-canon/etc. all loved. )
[ this is hard to explain without explaining the whole "we fight shadows who can charm us" thing, but he's got the gist of it, at least. ]
That's one way of putting it, yes. Though I suppose it's more that he seems distant than being outright angry.
That's one way of putting it, yes. Though I suppose it's more that he seems distant than being outright angry.
1. Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to call him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
2. One minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire.
3. Next time, don't ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day.
4. Text him!
2. One minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire.
3. Next time, don't ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day.
4. Text him!
1. Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures.
2. I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at the store doesn't have good plans. It's 1 AM. He is buying a flash light and a black bandanna.
3. I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
4. I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
5. Text her!
2. I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at the store doesn't have good plans. It's 1 AM. He is buying a flash light and a black bandanna.
3. I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
4. I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
5. Text her!
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