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Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!
REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment - Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
2) Anger - How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
3) Excitement Exhibitionism - happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...
4) Apathy - Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
5) Squick - Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
6) Delayed - reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
7) Derailed reaction - Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
8) Frustration - COME ON, EVERY TIME!
9) Relief - Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
10) Wildcard! You know the rules!
Dean Winchester | Supernatural
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Ever.
Seriously.
Sam doesn't even know what to say.] Dean! Oh god-
[This was more than he should ever see. With no place to run, Sam just tries to look away and hopes Dean covers up, fast.] Why can't you be normal and do it in the bathroom?
Oh my god I love you.
Dean whips himself back inside his pants just about as fast as he can, mentally screaming and dying inside because NO GOD DAMNED WAY did that just HAPPEN.]
Shit! Fuck- SAM. What the hell are you doing here?
[He checks the clock and yep, he should be clear.]
You said you had an after school thing Tuesday!
I just couldn't pass up teen Dean!
He just didn't have enough already!
Oh, ew.
God. He can't even look at Dean right now and he's pretty sure he's totally red too. His face feels like its on fire.]
It was cancelled! [He finally gets up the nerve to look back at Dean, who better have himself tucked back in, and makes a few.] Dude, I totally need to remove my eyes now. Gross! Is that seriously what you do when I'm not around?
This is seriously the best thing that's happened all night.
Oh but now he's mad as hell as well as embarrassed. Not a great combination.]
Nevermind what I do when you're not here. Your thing was cancelled - then what the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to call not go wandering back here on your own! If anything had happened-!
Glad I could please! :D
And now he's getting chewed out too? This is so not fair.]
Dude, relax! It wasn't that far of a walk, so I thought it wouldn't be a big deal, okay? I don't need you to take me everywhere!
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No! You need to listen. When dad is gone I am in charge. You don't go from school to here without me there with you. You don't randomly wander off. You got it?!
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He's not a kid and it's insulting to be treated like one constantly, especially with all the other crap they pile on him.]
I can take care of myself! Stop acting like I can't. [Oh, Dean is so getting that bitchface Sam has been perfecting.] And besides, you were apparently busy.
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You don't get a vote, Sammy. [Bitchface or no, Dean just glares right back.] Next time you call! Now sit down and do your homework while I get us some dinner.
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[Stepping around Dean, he puts his bag down and takes a seat at the table] What's for dinner anyway?
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[It's not the healthiest of food but it beats the instant ramen packages they've been eating for the last week and a half. Dad is over a week late and the money ran out a few days before he was due. Dean finally snuck out last night when Sam was asleep and made a little money so they should be able to eat for a few more days at least.]
Pepperoni alright?
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[He shifts a little in his chair and tries to get his focus back on his homework. A little hard with the scene he walked in on and then the argument with Dean, but... he was trying.]
Better than ramen or mac and cheese again.
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But things are hard enough without Dean admitting that, so he usually stays in a state of denial. Things are marginally easier when he doesn't admit it to himself.]
Yeah, well it's what we had.
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Doesn't mean he wouldn't kill for a more normal dinner once in awhile, like everyone else has.]
Have you heard from Dad?
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He's probably just busy, Sam.
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Sam stays quiet for a few more minutes, idly scanning the pages laid out in front of him.]
What if he doesn't call soon?
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He'll call eventually and if he doesn't ... I'll take care of you, Sammy. Don't worry. If we don't hear from dad in a day or so we'll call Uncle Bobby, okay?
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Hopefully he'll call tomorrow.
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Just do your homework. Lemme call in this pizza.
[He moves across the room to the hotel phone then and dials the number before placing their order.]
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Besides, it beats having to talk about what dad may or may not be up to, right?]
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How was your math test?
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What'd you do today?
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Dean however was not in school. It was the first year Sam went that Dean didn't have to which was weird and irritating in that he couldn't check on him periodically throughout the day. He knew this because he'd tried it and had been threatened with being escorted off the grounds. Dad had yelled at him that night and told him not to make waves.]
Eh, not a lot. I slept. Watched daytime television and then read part of your book about hobbits.
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And it was just weird, too. Not having Dean in school with him, not seeing him until he was done for the day. Some ways, it's easier not having Dean hanging around, and in others, it's just lame. Not that Sam would own up to it.
At the mention of the book, he lets out a chuckle.]
It's a good book, right?
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[He's not much of a reader, but Dean does pick up a book every now and then, usually something Sam's brought home from the library. He won't admit it but he likes having something to talk to his brother about that's 'normal'.]
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