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Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.
* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!
REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment - Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.
2) Anger - How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.
3) Excitement Exhibitionism - happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...
4) Apathy - Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.
5) Squick - Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.
6) Delayed - reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.
7) Derailed reaction - Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.
8) Frustration - COME ON, EVERY TIME!
9) Relief - Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.
10) Wildcard! You know the rules!
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Sam stays quiet for a few more minutes, idly scanning the pages laid out in front of him.]
What if he doesn't call soon?
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He'll call eventually and if he doesn't ... I'll take care of you, Sammy. Don't worry. If we don't hear from dad in a day or so we'll call Uncle Bobby, okay?
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Hopefully he'll call tomorrow.
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Just do your homework. Lemme call in this pizza.
[He moves across the room to the hotel phone then and dials the number before placing their order.]
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Besides, it beats having to talk about what dad may or may not be up to, right?]
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How was your math test?
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What'd you do today?
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Dean however was not in school. It was the first year Sam went that Dean didn't have to which was weird and irritating in that he couldn't check on him periodically throughout the day. He knew this because he'd tried it and had been threatened with being escorted off the grounds. Dad had yelled at him that night and told him not to make waves.]
Eh, not a lot. I slept. Watched daytime television and then read part of your book about hobbits.
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And it was just weird, too. Not having Dean in school with him, not seeing him until he was done for the day. Some ways, it's easier not having Dean hanging around, and in others, it's just lame. Not that Sam would own up to it.
At the mention of the book, he lets out a chuckle.]
It's a good book, right?
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[He's not much of a reader, but Dean does pick up a book every now and then, usually something Sam's brought home from the library. He won't admit it but he likes having something to talk to his brother about that's 'normal'.]
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Or as normal as they ever got anyway.]
It shows how Bilbo got the ring.